Bill resisted clawing Tom’s eyes out. “Be that as it may, I have been fucked, numerous times, in every way imaginable. I’ve been bent over tables, bars, chairs, beds, car hoods, knees, your bed on one occasion, Bushido’s recording equipment-”

Tom went pale. “Bill!”

“I’m sorry I did it on your bed, it’s just-”

“Who gives a fuck about that! You let Bushido fuck you? In his recording studio?” Tom asked, gaping.

“No, I let Kay-1 fuck me in Bushido’s recording studio,” Bill clarified. “I let Bushido fuck me on the hood of his car.”

Tom clutched at his chest as if he were about to have a heart attack.


Lol, that part cracked me up!! Plus the ending of the story was sooo random dude! I love it!

*Their breakfast conversation is just great! :P
*“I’m bad in bed.” No? Really? Always knew that reputation was way overrated! xD
*“She’d faked it.”
“What? Her ID? Did you fuck some preteen again?”
Her ID xD xD
*Poor Tom! I think it is kinda stupid to fake it, if a girl doesn't come, it doesn't mean the sex wasn't good, but yeah... Tom is bad in bed! xD xD
*Now what would Bill jerk off to if not his brother pounding him until Bill screamed like a little school girl and came all over Gustav’s bunk bed? Say wha? :P
*“Maybe I can pick up crocheting, like Gustav.” What are you? An old man? No offense, but Gustav is just ehm...different.
*Tom went pale. “Bill!” Bahaha! xD
*“I’m sorry I did it on your bed, it’s just-”
“Who gives a fuck about that! You let Bushido fuck you? In his recording studio?”
Whahaha xD Bill's such a slut! xD
*“The prostate and g-spot are pretty similar. And isn’t a dick like a big clit?” omg, Bill! You're killing me! xD
*“What do you mean what else do I do? I just fuck them. You know, in and out, in and out.” xD If Tom does just that, well, then he really is bad in bed xD
*I LOVE Bill! His explanations, they're just GREAT ! xD
*You’ll feel rhythmic squeezing around your dick.” You can fake that! Just squeeze your muscles there and tadaaa! (what are they called in English?)
*And finally, Bill gets what he always wanted :D
*“That’s exactly what they all say,” Well, duh! If you're good at foreplay, of course they say that.
*Looks like Tom is good in bed, and as said, that last girl he fucked was numb inside.
*Haha! That end line! xD

Great story!
It was funny and HOTT!

I think that in this persiflage you managed to accommodate at least 80% of the typical and generic Bill- and Tom-characterizations in fan fics (the ones that usually make you snort and roll your eyes), in a very ingenious and funny way. However sometimes going so far that it disturbed a bit the actual smut IMO (which was still hilarious, but therefore less hot).

The idea of Tom reacting like that after being told that his last groupie faked it is amazing, and so in character IMO. I enjoyed the side-talk with the G's and the small things. Wonderful and entertaining! Let's hope that some of the stereotypes you parodied will be seen less now ;-)

Oh! poor Gusti. (^_^)

HAHAHAHA
LOL. säxy säxy ;D
And funny haha.
love all your fics

That last line compleately slayed me.

Slut!Bill was very entertaining.

I'm still giggling about the false teeth.

I really enjoyed that. It was funny and hot, I loved it.

And the last line was so random that I burst out laughing IRL.

Awww

Soooo beautiful!
It's a pleasure to read again a story of you :)

*cries laughing at that last line* Dear God, Arianne, are you trying to kill me? I was chuckling throughout the fic here and there, but the image of Gustav screaming in horror at finding that old lady's teeth....that just about did me in.

ROTFLMAO!

Despite the crack, it was very amusing and hot. Kudos.

Whoa. That was so damn funny, hot as well, and with the last line, very cute.
And I'm not faking it.