Summary:

Hello possible patron, and welcome to my website. My name is Tom Kaulitz. I'm currently eighteen years old and make my living as a professional boyfriend. Yes, you heard right, professional boyfriend. Need a good looking guy to bring home to your parents, a polite date to your prom, or just someone to cuddle with for the day and watch cheesy movies? That's what I'm here for.

For a wee fee of fifteen dollars an hour (prices may vary) I will provide my services as your very own boyfriend. For fifteen dollars, I am willing to partake in any formal, or everyday occasion you would need my services for. However, I do NOT partake in any forms of sexual activity. Hand holding and light pecks on the cheek are acceptable, but full on lip kisses are extra. For more information, feel free to contact me. I don't bite...unless you want me to.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, First Time, Fluff, High School, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Bill/OMC , Tom/OFC , Tom/OMC
Warnings: Discriminatory Language, Eating Disorder, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4952 Read Count: 2617

Summary: Tom suddenly gets an idea - he sees ninjas on TV, and everyone talks about them, so why can't HE be a ninja?

Categories: General
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1019 Read Count: 141

Summary: Tom has major attitude issues and refuses to talk to any one about it. David and the guys have had enough. A fan and her friend win VIP passes and Gustav feels something different about them. The girl can feel and change other peoples emotions, when she is beat on and Apologized ot she is excepting and calm. She makes force feilds to protect as well.

She is given the job to share a bus with Tom and her and her friend go on tour with Tokio Hotel to work on Tom's attitude.
All characters are more that meets the eye.
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Paranormal, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Discriminatory Language, Self-Harm
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1720 Read Count: 48

Summary:

Tom is an addict, his friends try everything to get him to kick the habbit. But how far can they go before things get too much for him?
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Drug Use, OOC, Torture, Violence
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3488 Read Count: 127

Summary: Tom wishes for the rest of the band to fulfill his fantasies.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fantasy, Humor, Paranormal, PWP/Lemon, Sci-Fi, Twincest
Main Pairing: Georg/Bill, Georg/Bill/Gustav, Georg/Bill/Tom/Gustav, Georg/Tom/Bill, Georg/Tom/Gustav, Gustav/Georg, Gustav/Tom, Tom/Bill, Tom/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing, Light Kink, Voyeurism
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6773 Read Count: 7025

Summary: Bill and Tom celebrate their first Christmas as brothers and lovers.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff, PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Bondage, Light Kink
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5159 Read Count: 967

Summary:



Tom is your everyday kind of guy, other then, he - unlike most guys - owns a diary.



*parings are only mentioned*
Categories: General
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Manzini, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: Bill/OMC , Georg/OFC, Tom/OFC
Warnings: Blood, Humiliation, Major Character Death, OOC, Violence
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5038 Read Count: 407

Summary: Dick, the Testies and Prosty have been arguing.


They make up and fall in love but Tom's penis gets stuck inside of Bill.


---Sequel To Tom's Dick And Balls Have A Talk With Bill---
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Humor, PWP/Lemon, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1269 Read Count: 663

Summary:

Tom has an . . . embarrassing problem.

Anyone who read Best Friends will know about this. To fully understand this it's probably a good idea to read it as well.

Categories: General
Characters: Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1158 Read Count: 108

Summary: ALTERNTE REALITY: Some people have fairy’s. Fairy’s look like average people and are undetectable. Most are girls, a boy fairy is rare. Fairy’s can sprout wings if they want too.
fairy’s just show up, and if they try to leave they appear back with their master.

Tom want’s a fairy after his mother gets one. He gets Fae: A beautiful young fairy with a fiery temper, who looses control of her powers sometimes. Fae possesses a soft side but it rarely shows.

Will Tom need Fae's protection? Is she really his fairy, or Bill's?

Well I haven't decided yet so read and find out. Pweeeese
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Saki, Simone Trumper, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, CreatureFic, Humor
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Eating Disorder, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 964 Read Count: 20