Penname: Billa_Loves_Skittles [Contact]
Real name: Thea or Billa
Member Since: 04/11/08
Membership status: Gold Member
Bio:



^This is ME!!! Tomi from AFFSOAHM


 formspring me



 I'm called either Billa or Thea, I’m the eldest chronologically of the Sechslings, but not age-wise.


So ja, I’m Billa, and I’m crazy. I’m known as the “Tomi” (as in Tomi from AFFSOAHM) of the group. I’m randomly hyper, and more than likely just randomly random, all the time.


I started off here writing one of the first, non animal/supernatural/freaky-wierd-girl-joins-tokio-hotel-as-singer, HET stories this site had (Baby Kaulitz) and now am a through and through crack author, though I still regularly delve into drama and even some emotional stuff, I’m sure you'll find a level of humour in most of my stories. 


I also have a deep complicated relationship with angst stories, written by myself or otherwise.


I think I am most well-known for writing (the majority of the time) "Tomi" from A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal, his manner of speech comes from myself, and my luverly typing skills :D


I’m sure most people need a dictionary to understand me...but that’s coming in the future some time, lol.


 myprojectsatmb


A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal: since I’m working on this with Lady and Anony, updates are sporadic at best, as we all wait for inspiration to strike.


RAK series: updates are also sporadic for these stories, as I find it really hard to write for.


Yet to be named fic I’ve been working on and completing before posting:  to be posted when actually done...


 Super Secret Fic I’ve Been Woking On With Lad Tiadalma:  also to be posted when it’s finished...or well part one of it anyway :P


All other fics are a “when the inspiration strikes” kind of thing, as I’m all around osm and annoying like that...sorry :P


sechslings


synnieSynnie, is my Wife, he's amazing, i often call him Bean-kun/lieberbean or just Bean. I'm moving in with him this summer (2011) and i cannot wait, it will be amazing :D (I impregnated Synnie in late 2010, and he is expecting our first child together in May it's name will be Ce'nedra.


anony, my anony -MOUSE/Billa/kaka/Alcie/Annie and Aloce. We spend hours after we should be asleep talking, brainstorming....bill storming too....and youtube...and....other...stoopid things.... *ahem* SHE IS MIENE BILLA HUBBY!! Alice is ALSO pregnant with my spawn, we have yet to decide on a name for this one. I am also expecting her children this summer, a pair on twins ( my second set) Emmett and Emmerree


ladyaka aldy, she could be called our older sister, she has the greatest sense of humour,sometimes we call her frog...WE LOVE YOU LADY, she's my wifey Number ZWEI and she is also expecting my child in May :D


tokiprincess slut muffin, firefly, our slut, we love her, she has great stories to tell, and often lightens the mood with a random slut comment. :)  we now call her toki tokerson MIEN WIFEY number three! I also Impregnate dhe rin late 2010 and she is expected to birth my daughter in May. We haven't decided on a name yet.


roorooRooRoo, My life partner, he is not a THF member....yet... but he's special to all of us sechslings we LIEBERS him!!! I Also impregnated him in october, but he was hungry and ate our unborn child, so I impregnated him again in January So he will deliver our child in September.


mistressesmizmy mistress, She is bruder-liebe bound to my husband Anony, Iam her kitchen wench... she is my mistress...She's taught me much in the little time i've known her. She is expecting my Quadruplets this summer, Cream Cheese Filling, Boston Cream, Hummas and Baba Ganouch.


megMeg, my Tadpole, also a mistress of mine, She is wonderful and expecting Synnie's Child Impi in May.


 


children


Birthed by me: Jacob and Issak (twins with Toki) born May 2009, Sofonda cox(with all sechslings): born July 17th 2010, and Emmett and Emmerree: Due May 21 2011 (with Alice/Anony)


Fathered by me: Cream Cheese Filling, Boston Cream, Hummas, Baba ganouch (with Misery birthing) Ce'nedra (with Synnie), unamed child (with Lady) unamed child (with Toki) unamed child (with Alice) ALL DUE MAY 2011, and Unamed Child (with rooroo) Due September 2011


total count as of now: 14 


total sechsling children: 29 (+ ones not born while mother/father was a sechsling)


Personal Quote: "Nao esplain it to me, noice n slow...."


 


 


I'd love to make some more friends on MSN, or Skype, if your free to tlk, I’d love it! my skype email address is billaloveskittles@gmail.com, user name is paarthea, my msn is Billa_Loves_Skittles@live.com


 Short people unite to kick
tall people in the shins!

Paste into your bio if your younger sibling
is taller than you! (four, probably six of my nine siblings are taller than me, and they probably all will be when they are all grown up)


 

 


 


Check out our Sechsling, its still in the works and rather under visited, but we'd love to see you ->here


 


 


Also! Check out the Sechslings' Tokio Hotel Fiction Awards!   we run a new session every three months ;)


now in progres: session TWO, Voting Open.


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Stories by Billa_Loves_Skittles
Summary:

One long boring summer, the boys, having dubbed themselves "Team GRUNT" set out to end their bordom, in the form of a list consisting of embarasing and weird things to do in public. each chapter is one thing from their list


Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abandoned Story, Humiliation, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 893 Read Count: 769
[Report This] Published: 04/13/09 Updated: 04/13/09
Summary:

Anastasia gets a Tom doll for her birthday and sticks it in her closet alongside her Tom-shrine. In the middle of the night she is awoken by a horrible racket and out of her closet falls a naked Tom Kaulitz... What ever shall she do?


Categories: Het
Characters: Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Fantasy
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1314 Read Count: 670
[Report This] Published: 02/09/10 Updated: 02/09/10
A Different Kind of Surprise by ImUrGirl       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 64 | |
Summary:

MIGHT DELETE! NEED IDEAS! He gets the girl. Now he's fighting a combination of mixed emotions and a sick girlfriend. Tom doesn't know if he can win the battle with his heart, let alone if the doctors can save the love of his life.
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Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill, Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Light Kink, On Hiatus, WIP
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 27955 Read Count: 4931
[Report This] Published: 05/12/08 Updated: 07/24/09
Summary:
Photobucket Tom Kaulitz, of Tokio Hotel, wakes up one morning to find that he is not the only Tom, and his Bill is not the only Bill either. 

 


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Twincest, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3490 Read Count: 710
[Report This] Published: 11/15/10 Updated: 11/15/10
Summary:


Tom isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box or the sharpest tool in the shed,
but the boy is addictingly adorable in his ignorance.
Bill is vain, always having to look completely perfect;
the only thing more important to him than his looks is his brother.
Georg seems to be normal, not overly vain nor stupid,
but the moment he opens his mouth all that comes out is LOLCatz speak.
Gustav also seems to be normal like his sexy Georg,
if you ignore his sarcasm, morbid humor, and the fact he's the un-dead.
Four boys, one band...their poor manager...

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 75476 Read Count: 32903
[Report This] Published: 04/08/09 Updated: 11/03/10
Ageless by Billa_Loves_Skittles       

Rated: R | Reviews - 24 | |
Summary:

 

How exactly did the pessimistic, bland, bloodloving vampire Gustav befriend Idiot Tomi, Diva Bill and Lol!cat speaking Geo? Most importantly why does he stay?

Gustav's story: a prequel to "A Few Fries Short of A Happy Meal".


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Side Pairing: Tom/Bill
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, OOC, Under-Age Erotica, WIP
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2521 Read Count: 1029
[Report This] Published: 10/30/09 Updated: 11/21/09
All for Tom by Billa_Loves_Skittles       

Rated: G | Reviews - 10 | |
Summary:

after all this time
I never thought we'd be here
never thought we'd be here
when my love for you was blind
but I couldn't make you see it
couldn't make you see it
that I loved you more than you'll ever know
a part of me died when I let you go


Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: Tom/Bill
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1835 Read Count: 188
[Report This] Published: 10/24/10 Updated: 10/24/10
Baby Kaulitz by Billa_Loves_Skittles, GodSentAnAngel       

Rated: R | Reviews - 814 | |
Summary:

---the twinz

Dani spends one night with rockstar, playboy Tom Kaulitz and ends up pregnant. When she decides to keep the baby how will she deal with morning sickness, a mother who won't understand and eventually life on her own, and what about the father?

PART TWO(2) located at  'learning to live' I start updating there as of NOW!


Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: Bill/OFC
Warnings: Adult Content, OOC
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 52842 Read Count: 51497
[Report This] Published: 05/10/08 Updated: 09/08/08
Summary:

Billa_Loves_Skittles (A.K.A Thea of the sechslings) gets to use her telepathetic powers to get Bill and Kris together in Anony's and RAWR_dino's "Just Pretend"

COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK 


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Male Celebrity
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Crossover, First Time, Humor, Paranormal
Main Pairing: Bill/Male Celebrity
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Humiliation, OOC, Under-Age Erotica
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 601 Read Count: 141
[Report This] Published: 10/20/09 Updated: 10/20/09
BLACK ( RAK part two) by Billa_Loves_Skittles       

Rated: G | Reviews - 3 | |
Summary: Mikayla Finally decides to take Bill up on his offer, but she doesn't expect for him to actually be there.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1276 Read Count: 160
[Report This] Published: 11/15/08 Updated: 11/15/08
Candy sticks and cigarettes by Billa_Loves_Skittles       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 13 | |
Summary:

Simone sees a photo of her boys and it reminds her of a much more innocent time in their lives.

 

part of my *~~~Baby~~~Kaulitz~~~~* universe, but once again not usable in the story.


Categories: Het, General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst
Main Pairing: Bill/Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 686 Read Count: 552
[Report This] Published: 06/09/08 Updated: 06/09/08
Code 69 by Billa_Loves_Skittles, Ascuba       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 56 | |
Summary:

 

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The Kaulitz twins are unlike any other set of twins, they live a double life, first as the twin sons to the world renowned Art collector Simone Kaulitz, and second as the worlds most notorious art thief, Code 69

Moving to the suburbs to keep a low key life, they are surronded my nosey old neighbors. What starts out as a joke, might turn into something much more.

 


Categories: Slash
Characters: Benjamin, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Saki, Simone Trumper, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Suspense, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Violence, Voyeurism, WIP
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16473 Read Count: 2464
[Report This] Published: 06/03/09 Updated: 08/29/09
D.N.A. by Billa_Loves_Skittles       

Rated: PG | Reviews - 26 | |
Summary:

 

It has been six years since the devastating death of the once world famous Tom Kaulitz, who made his break into the music scene at the age of thirteen as the guitarist for Tokio Hotel, but he may just have gotten a new lease on life.

Scientists at the Psycho-Kinetic and Bio-Cloning Department of Science released news early this morning, that their newest technology has in fact grown a living breathing clone of the late rock icon.

Extracted and translated from “Der Spiegel” Hamburg, Germany March 10, 2018

 


Categories: General, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama, Sci-Fi, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Major Character Death, On Hiatus
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2498 Read Count: 281
[Report This] Published: 08/31/10 Updated: 11/24/10
Summary: Bill and Tom are at the Hilton. Bill is horny and just can't wait.

Note; It's a Top!Bill
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Light Kink
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1982 Read Count: 1483
[Report This] Published: 07/22/08 Updated: 07/22/08
Deal or No Deal by Ascuba, Billa_Loves_Skittles       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 16 | |
Summary:
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Tomi has been invited to play on the popular american game show Deal or No Deal! How could idiot!Tomi possibly win $1,000,000?

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Male Celebrity, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Established Relationship, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Incest
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3107 Read Count: 754
[Report This] Published: 06/15/09 Updated: 06/15/09
Dedication to a Fan by Billa_Loves_Skittles       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 12 | |
Summary:

 

 

Tom had a true fan....


Categories: General
Characters: Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Minor Character Death
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 604 Read Count: 269
[Report This] Published: 04/03/09 Updated: 04/03/09
Dorm Dayze by Anony, Billa_Loves_Skittles, Lady Tiadalma       

Rated: R | Reviews - 16 | |
Summary: Photobucket

The boys are facing a new obstacle!
College
What sort of trouble can the boys get into now?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest, Vampires
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, Incest, Light Kink, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1856 Read Count: 273
[Report This] Published: 09/12/09 Updated: 09/12/09
Fanfiction by Billa_Loves_Skittles       

Rated: R | Reviews - 20 | |
Summary: Bill is reading stories about himself, when he gets a little carried away Tom comes over to join the fun.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1570 Read Count: 1018
[Report This] Published: 05/27/08 Updated: 05/27/08
Fluffy by Billa_Loves_Skittles       

Rated: G | Reviews - 14 | |
Summary:

Fluffy,  

 A oneshot from the universe of ‘Baby Kaulitz’ brought to you by Thea AKA paarthea

Lieb

Tom buys Bill and Dani a black pomeranian...but they can't seem to agree on a name, what to do?
Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Main Pairing: Bill/Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 871 Read Count: 410
[Report This] Published: 06/04/08 Updated: 06/04/08
For King and Country by Billa_Loves_Skittles, Ascuba       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 4 | |
Summary:

 

Georg, personal Guard to princess Alicia, has a late night visit from the king who asks him to deflower his precious princess...

 


Categories: Het
Characters: Benjamin, Georg Listing
Genre: Drama, First Time, Humor, Period Piece, PWP/Lemon, Romance
Main Pairing: Georg/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4440 Read Count: 580
[Report This] Published: 08/04/09 Updated: 08/04/09