Membership status: Gold Member
Bio:
^This is ME!!! Tomi from AFFSOAHM
I'm called either Billa or Thea, I’m the eldest chronologically of the Sechslings, but not age-wise.
So ja, I’m Billa, and I’m crazy. I’m known as the “Tomi” (as in Tomi from AFFSOAHM) of the group. I’m randomly hyper, and more than likely just randomly random, all the time.
I started off here writing one of the first, non animal/supernatural/freaky-wierd-girl-joins-tokio-hotel-as-singer, HET stories this site had (Baby Kaulitz) and now am a through and through crack author, though I still regularly delve into drama and even some emotional stuff, I’m sure you'll find a level of humour in most of my stories.
I also have a deep complicated relationship with angst stories, written by myself or otherwise.
I think I am most well-known for writing (the majority of the time) "Tomi" from A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal, his manner of speech comes from myself, and my luverly typing skills :D
I’m sure most people need a dictionary to understand me...but that’s coming in the future some time, lol.
A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal: since I’m working on this with Lady and Anony, updates are sporadic at best, as we all wait for inspiration to strike.
RAK series: updates are also sporadic for these stories, as I find it really hard to write for.
Yet to be named fic I’ve been working on and completing before posting: to be posted when actually done...
Super Secret Fic I’ve Been Woking On With Lad Tiadalma: also to be posted when it’s finished...or well part one of it anyway :P
All other fics are a “when the inspiration strikes” kind of thing, as I’m all around osm and annoying like that...sorry :P
Synnie, is my Wife, he's amazing, i often call him Bean-kun/lieberbean or just Bean. I'm moving in with him this summer (2011) and i cannot wait, it will be amazing :D (I impregnated Synnie in late 2010, and he is expecting our first child together in May it's name will be Ce'nedra.
, my anony -MOUSE/Billa/kaka/Alcie/Annie and Aloce. We spend hours after we should be asleep talking, brainstorming....bill storming too....and youtube...and....other...stoopid things.... *ahem* SHE IS MIENE BILLA HUBBY!! Alice is ALSO pregnant with my spawn, we have yet to decide on a name for this one. I am also expecting her children this summer, a pair on twins ( my second set) Emmett and Emmerree
aka aldy, she could be called our older sister, she has the greatest sense of humour,sometimes we call her frog...WE LOVE YOU LADY, she's my wifey Number ZWEI and she is also expecting my child in May :D
princess slut muffin, firefly, our slut, we love her, she has great stories to tell, and often lightens the mood with a random slut comment. :) we now call her toki tokerson MIEN WIFEY number three! I also Impregnate dhe rin late 2010 and she is expected to birth my daughter in May. We haven't decided on a name yet.
RooRoo, My life partner, he is not a THF member....yet... but he's special to all of us sechslings we LIEBERS him!!! I Also impregnated him in october, but he was hungry and ate our unborn child, so I impregnated him again in January So he will deliver our child in September.
my mistress, She is bruder-liebe bound to my husband Anony, Iam her kitchen wench... she is my mistress...She's taught me much in the little time i've known her. She is expecting my Quadruplets this summer, Cream Cheese Filling, Boston Cream, Hummas and Baba Ganouch.
Meg, my Tadpole, also a mistress of mine, She is wonderful and expecting Synnie's Child Impi in May.
Birthed by me: Jacob and Issak (twins with Toki) born May 2009, Sofonda cox(with all sechslings): born July 17th 2010, and Emmett and Emmerree: Due May 21 2011 (with Alice/Anony)
Fathered by me: Cream Cheese Filling, Boston Cream, Hummas, Baba ganouch (with Misery birthing) Ce'nedra (with Synnie), unamed child (with Lady) unamed child (with Toki) unamed child (with Alice) ALL DUE MAY 2011, and Unamed Child (with rooroo) Due September 2011
total count as of now: 14
total sechsling children: 29 (+ ones not born while mother/father was a sechsling)
Personal Quote: "Nao esplain it to me, noice n slow...."
I'd love to make some more friends on MSN, or Skype, if your free to tlk, I’d love it! my skype email address is billaloveskittles@gmail.com, user name is paarthea, my msn is Billa_Loves_Skittles@live.com
Short people unite to kick
tall people in the shins!
Paste into your bio if your younger sibling
is taller than you! (four, probably six of my nine siblings are taller than me, and they probably all will be when they are all grown up)
Check out our Sechsling, its still in the works and rather under visited, but we'd love to see you ->here
Also! Check out the Sechslings' Tokio Hotel Fiction Awards! we run a new session every three months ;)
now in progres: session TWO, Voting Open.
Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 51 | |
One long boring summer, the boys, having dubbed themselves "Team GRUNT" set out to end their bordom, in the form of a list consisting of embarasing and weird things to do in public. each chapter is one thing from their list
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abandoned Story, Humiliation, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 893 Read Count: 769
Anastasia gets a Tom doll for her birthday and sticks it in her closet alongside her Tom-shrine. In the middle of the night she is awoken by a horrible racket and out of her closet falls a naked Tom Kaulitz... What ever shall she do?
Categories: Het
Characters: Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Fantasy
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1314 Read Count: 670
MIGHT DELETE! NEED IDEAS! He gets the girl. Now he's fighting a combination of mixed emotions and a sick girlfriend. Tom doesn't know if he can win the battle with his heart, let alone if the doctors can save the love of his life.
Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill, Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Light Kink, On Hiatus, WIP
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 27955 Read Count: 4931
Rated: R | Reviews - 12 | |
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Twincest, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3490 Read Count: 710
Rated: R | Reviews - 570 | |
Tom isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box or the sharpest tool in the shed,
but the boy is addictingly adorable in his ignorance.
Bill is vain, always having to look completely perfect;
the only thing more important to him than his looks is his brother.
Georg seems to be normal, not overly vain nor stupid,
but the moment he opens his mouth all that comes out is LOLCatz speak.
Gustav also seems to be normal like his sexy Georg,
if you ignore his sarcasm, morbid humor, and the fact he's the un-dead.
Four boys, one band...their poor manager...
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 75476 Read Count: 32903
How exactly did the pessimistic, bland, bloodloving vampire Gustav befriend Idiot Tomi, Diva Bill and Lol!cat speaking Geo? Most importantly why does he stay?
Gustav's story: a prequel to "A Few Fries Short of A Happy Meal".
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Side Pairing: Tom/Bill
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, OOC, Under-Age Erotica, WIP
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2521 Read Count: 1029
after all this time
I never thought we'd be here
never thought we'd be here
when my love for you was blind
but I couldn't make you see it
couldn't make you see it
that I loved you more than you'll ever know
a part of me died when I let you go
Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: Tom/Bill
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1835 Read Count: 188
Dani spends one night with rockstar, playboy Tom Kaulitz and ends up pregnant. When she decides to keep the baby how will she deal with morning sickness, a mother who won't understand and eventually life on her own, and what about the father?
PART TWO(2) located at 'learning to live' I start updating there as of NOW!
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: Bill/OFC
Warnings: Adult Content, OOC
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 52842 Read Count: 51497
Billa_Loves_Skittles (A.K.A Thea of the sechslings) gets to use her telepathetic powers to get Bill and Kris together in Anony's and RAWR_dino's "Just Pretend"
COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Male Celebrity
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Crossover, First Time, Humor, Paranormal
Main Pairing: Bill/Male Celebrity
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Humiliation, OOC, Under-Age Erotica
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 601 Read Count: 141
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1276 Read Count: 160
Simone sees a photo of her boys and it reminds her of a much more innocent time in their lives.
part of my *~~~Baby~~~Kaulitz~~~~* universe, but once again not usable in the story.
Categories: Het, General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst
Main Pairing: Bill/Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 686 Read Count: 552
The Kaulitz twins are unlike any other set of twins, they live a double life, first as the twin sons to the world renowned Art collector Simone Kaulitz, and second as the worlds most notorious art thief, Code 69
Moving to the suburbs to keep a low key life, they are surronded my nosey old neighbors. What starts out as a joke, might turn into something much more.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Benjamin, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Saki, Simone Trumper, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Suspense, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Violence, Voyeurism, WIP
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16473 Read Count: 2464
It has been six years since the devastating death of the once world famous Tom Kaulitz, who made his break into the music scene at the age of thirteen as the guitarist for Tokio Hotel, but he may just have gotten a new lease on life.
Scientists at the Psycho-Kinetic and Bio-Cloning Department of Science released news early this morning, that their newest technology has in fact grown a living breathing clone of the late rock icon.
Extracted and translated from “Der Spiegel” Hamburg, Germany March 10, 2018
Categories: General, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama, Sci-Fi, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Major Character Death, On Hiatus
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2498 Read Count: 281
Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 16 | |
Note; It's a Top!Bill
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Light Kink
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1982 Read Count: 1483
Tomi has been invited to play on the popular american game show Deal or No Deal! How could idiot!Tomi possibly win $1,000,000?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Male Celebrity, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Established Relationship, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Incest
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3107 Read Count: 754
Tom had a true fan....
Categories: General
Characters: Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Minor Character Death
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 604 Read Count: 269
The boys are facing a new obstacle!
College
What sort of trouble can the boys get into now?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest, Vampires
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, Incest, Light Kink, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1856 Read Count: 273
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1570 Read Count: 1018
Fluffy,
A oneshot from the universe of ‘Baby Kaulitz’ brought to you by Thea AKA paarthea
Tom buys Bill and Dani a black pomeranian...but they can't seem to agree on a name, what to do?Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Main Pairing: Bill/Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 871 Read Count: 410
Georg, personal Guard to princess Alicia, has a late night visit from the king who asks him to deflower his precious princess...
Categories: Het
Characters: Benjamin, Georg Listing
Genre: Drama, First Time, Humor, Period Piece, PWP/Lemon, Romance
Main Pairing: Georg/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4440 Read Count: 580