Penname: Random324 [Contact]
Real name: Thea
Member Since: 12/04/09
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hi! I'm thea. I never know what to say in a bio, so here's some random facts bout meh........
I love Tokio Hotel...insanely. I quote from somewhere (not quite sure exactly where) "Tokio Hotel isn't my life, but it's definetly up there with oxygen."
I love Tom's Signature DuckieWaddle.
I play piano, guitar, and flute.
I live on a little itty-bitty island off the coast of Rhode Island.
I have long dirty blonde hair, am 5'5....
I like Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Paramore, My Chemical Romance, 3 Days Grace, Fleetwood Mac.......it's goes on forever, really.

I love my shrei box girlies to death. They are mah blood.

Julia- You are freaking awesome. I love your emo bangs, your violin playing, and I adore you gourgous Kisa...you rock.

Mykaila- Mykaila is the f-ing KILLA!!!!! xD My best friend is her gay-boyfriend, so I guess that makes us sorta-sister-in-laws, rite? :)

Amyjean- You are so fun! Your a beloved boxie-girly and I love ya. :)

Jean- Jean is the sweetest!!! AND OH YEEEUHH........JEAN IS FUNNY. *winkwink*

Intrigue/Kyrs- I love your hair, fic suggestions, and your super-niceness!!! Lucas loves you too.

Izzy- Oh Izzy.....where do I start with YOU...*waggles finger*......let's just say, if we lived closer, I would gladly find someone to tie you up. ;)

Mort/Chealsea/Kaulitz- Chels, you are awesome. Super frigging awesome. You give me great advice, great support, and a firm talking to when I need it. (thank god) you brighten my day, and make me smile, thank you!!! :)

Misa- The hilarious Misa Sugaaaaa. I loves her. PLUS, I re-read all her stories ALL THE TIME. Her writing is sooo great. Thank you for being a writer, Misa.

Remus- REEEEMUUUUUSSS!!!!!!!!!! She has cool posters in her room, has a sparkly hat, and an adorable baby, therefore, SHE RULES.

Pickle: PICKLLLEEE!!!! *fangirl glomp* I think we would be awesome friends in real life. Or I can devote my life to the boxie....oh, wait....toooo late.....

TSOA- I love you in your hairdresser/one-eyed-sunglasses/ TSOA way. I am ALSO OBSESSSSEEEDDD WITH YOUR FICS!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a TSOA fangirl, that's for sure.

Squishy/Ashy/Duckie- One of my beloved Shrei girlies, you've saved me when I need someone to call and rant about sugarhighs, or when I'm at Walmart and creepy people are looking at me. Oh, and Bill's epic awkward flailing, and ANDY SIXX, bitches!!!

Okaies, if I missed anyone, PLEASE TELL ME!! I love getting email, too. Shoot me one at random3242009@gmail.com
(we can be email-buddies!! *squeals* *glomps* *overreacts* *falls down* *flails on ground*)

Love you all,
Thea
p.s. Lucas uses my account with me. We share it. If he adds something to the bio, he will probably sign it as him being there and stuff. :)
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Stories by Random324
Summary: "There will be no, I repeat, NO humping, unless I get to watch. It's in your contract. Now boys, where are you hiding..." the manager stepped around the horrified looking dogs on the floor, craning his neck to look further down the hallway and searching for his four important teenagers.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2443 Read Count: 871
[Report This] Published: 12/26/10 Updated: 12/27/10
Bill's Robe by Random324       

Rated: PG | Reviews - 4 | |
Summary: Bill loves being warm and snuggly, and Bill loves robes. Oh yeah, and Tom. Tom likes Bill's robes. Especially the fuzzy ones.
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 523 Read Count: 323
[Report This] Published: 05/15/10 Updated: 05/15/10
Bright Ideas by Random324       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 24 | |
Summary: How long will it take Bill to convince everyone that lightbulbs are a
bright idea?

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Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1275 Read Count: 341
[Report This] Published: 02/13/11 Updated: 02/13/11
First Kiss by Random324       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 19 | |
Summary: Noses will bump.

Bill will fall off of the bed.

Lube will be suggested.

But they will kiss, and what a kiss it will be.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Drama, Fluff, High School, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3029 Read Count: 613
[Report This] Published: 11/28/10 Updated: 11/28/10
Love Letters on Sticky Notes by Random324       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 10 | |
Summary: When Tom is struck with a bad case of tummy-heart flutters for the new boy, he decides to tell him how he feels through... blue sticky notes?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, First Time, Fluff, High School, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 813 Read Count: 99
[Report This] Published: 09/30/10 Updated: 09/30/10
Saved by Random324       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 20 | |
Summary: A shot sounded. Then another.

'I must be dead. I've been shot twice, it's all over.' Bill thought as he remembered the ravenous looks he was sent by the two murderous bank robbers. He must be dead. He was sure.

That is, until he opened his eyes, seeing two unmoving bodies on the floor, and a pair of large brown eyes, just visible in the darkness.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Violence, WIP
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4160 Read Count: 381
[Report This] Published: 08/15/10 Updated: 08/21/10
The Snuggie by Random324       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 10 | |
Summary: When Bill buys a Snuggie, Tom gets jealous of its leopard print fabric and convenient arm holes.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1126 Read Count: 294
[Report This] Published: 09/16/10 Updated: 09/17/10
Tom Can Actually Sing by Random324       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 26 | |
Summary: Bill is the singer, he thinks he's the best at his job.
 
Being the cocky, lovable bastard he is, Tom claims he's the best singer. But nobody has ever heard him sing more than a few sloppy rap lines- that is, until Bill hears Tom in the shower, singing his heart out, proving eveyone wrong.

Who knew he could pull off Gaga.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1118 Read Count: 388
[Report This] Published: 10/04/10 Updated: 10/04/10
Tom's Dick And Balls Have A Talk With Bill by Random324       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 18 | |
Summary: When Tom, Dick and the Testies feel Bill hasn't been putting out enough, they have a little talk with him to sort things out.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Humor, PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1589 Read Count: 657
[Report This] Published: 01/04/11 Updated: 01/04/11
Summary: Dick, the Testies and Prosty have been arguing.


They make up and fall in love but Tom's penis gets stuck inside of Bill.


---Sequel To Tom's Dick And Balls Have A Talk With Bill---
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Humor, PWP/Lemon, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1269 Read Count: 657
[Report This] Published: 01/08/11 Updated: 01/08/11
Tom's Dick Can Talk? by Random324       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 22 | |
Summary: Yeah, we've all heard the same story. Tom takes one too many Viagra, he gets a boner for way over four hours, and the rest is history.

But nobody ever speaks of what actually happened- 

How Tom Kaulitz's dick came to life- 

And got a voice of its own.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Humor, PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 955 Read Count: 648
[Report This] Published: 11/13/10 Updated: 11/13/10