Penname: Alvasonda [Contact]
Real name: Alva
Member Since: 12/13/07
Membership status: Member
Bio:
5 ways to know who I am in a crowded room:

1. Say something related to Pink Floyd and see who is first to scream with joy.

2. Talk shit about Lady Gaga and see who is the first to punch you.

3. Talk shit about Twilight and see who is the first to hug you.

4. Hold up an Norwegian IceCoffee and see who is the first to tackle you and run away with it.

5. Tell a very, very rude or bad joke and see who is the first to tumble over with laughter.

...and there you have it :)

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Oh. And if someone looks like this, then that is me, too.
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Stories by Alvasonda
...A pirate's life for me... by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 600] | |
Summary: All Bill ever wanted was to become a pirate and he gets that opportunity when he finds the ship, The Maiden Wayer, where Tom is the captain.
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Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Humor
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24712 Read Count: 43653
[Report This] Published: 04/25/08 Updated: 11/08/08
A Different Kind Of Confession by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 37] | |
Summary: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: Random meetings
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1640 Read Count: 1203
[Report This] Published: 06/21/10 Updated: 06/21/10
A different kind of workout by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 45] | |
Summary: “You want me to make you sweat?"
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Humor, PWP/Lemon
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: Random meetings
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2284 Read Count: 4156
[Report This] Published: 06/26/08 Updated: 06/26/08
A New Kind Of License by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 30] | |
Summary: “Have you ever ridden a stick shift before?”
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: PWP/Lemon, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: Random meetings
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2044 Read Count: 1780
[Report This] Published: 06/14/10 Updated: 06/14/10
A new kind of Spice by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 91] | |
Summary: “You... you can't just go and put Viagra in people's food, Georg!”
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: Random meetings
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2423 Read Count: 5026
[Report This] Published: 03/24/08 Updated: 03/24/08
A Penny To Never Hear Your Thoughts Again by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 22] | |
Summary: Drunken gibberish or a secret you should never tell anyone... Or salvation?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, WIP
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2358 Read Count: 466
[Report This] Published: 06/26/10 Updated: 06/28/10
After School Special by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 893] | |
Summary: Have you ever been in love with your teacher?
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Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Bill/Bushido, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Bondage, Light Kink, Non-Con/Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32103 Read Count: 99187
[Report This] Published: 03/19/08 Updated: 05/06/08
Birthdaycake by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 18] | |
Summary: Bill made Tom a surprisingly big birthdaycake!
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Light Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1764 Read Count: 1402
[Report This] Published: 03/15/08 Updated: 03/15/08
Cellar Door by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 271] | |
Summary: Bill is no different than the other kids. He's just abused at home by a hateful father. And it seems nobody will know, until Tom understands that something is wrong....Photobucket
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Jorg Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Light Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13268 Read Count: 27685
[Report This] Published: 03/03/08 Updated: 05/20/08
Colder Water by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 10] | |
Summary: There are many ways to torture a soul.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Bushido
Genre: PWP/Lemon
Main Pairing: Bill/Bushido
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Bondage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1805 Read Count: 858
[Report This] Published: 03/26/09 Updated: 03/26/09
Day after day by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 232] | |
Summary: Bill, the head-demon, is sent to earth to find Tom, the angel. However, feelings and emotions are hard to predict...Photobucket
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Fantasy, Wing Fic
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15625 Read Count: 13476
[Report This] Published: 05/24/08 Updated: 10/04/08
Devilish by Alvasonda, sandyclaws Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 106] | |
Summary: It was clear from the first day they saw light; these twins were sent from satan. They were orphans, so nobody knew who their parents were. Perhaps it actually was Evil itself?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Horror, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6917 Read Count: 3530
[Report This] Published: 01/06/08 Updated: 03/15/08
Eating for two by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 716] | |
Summary: Tom and Bill had nothing to do with each other until Tom managed to get Bill pregnant after one drunken night. Photobucket
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Mpreg, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Light Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 39918 Read Count: 41061
[Report This] Published: 05/29/08 Updated: 12/31/09
Embrace of the Wild by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 327] | |
Summary: One day while walking home from school, Tom finds a strange boy in the woods. Photobucket
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Gordon Trumper, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Major Character Death, OOC
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20538 Read Count: 20074
[Report This] Published: 03/26/08 Updated: 10/25/08
For The Heart I Once Had by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 120] | |
Summary: High-school fic. CLISH! Livia moves to a new school where she meets Tom and Bill. I got no idea how to explain this shortly, so just read if you're wondering, mke?
Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Humor, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill, Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15875 Read Count: 6803
[Report This] Published: 02/07/08 Updated: 04/30/08
Forbidden Strawberries by Alvasonda Rated: PG [Reviews - 23] | |
Summary: They just can't seem to stop loving strawberries.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1062 Read Count: 582
[Report This] Published: 05/10/08 Updated: 05/10/08
Gustav... and a sponge. by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 24] | |
Summary: Gustav is smelly. Good thing sponges were invented.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gustav Schafer
Genre: PWP/Lemon
Main Pairing: Gustav/Self
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 736 Read Count: 549
[Report This] Published: 08/12/08 Updated: 08/12/08
Humping while intoxicated by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 31] | |
Summary: When Tom is drunk, everything is sexy.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2186 Read Count: 1778
[Report This] Published: 06/01/08 Updated: 06/01/08
If curiosity killed the cat.... by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 23] | |
Summary: If curiosity kiled the cat, then Kasmir is not living any more.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: PWP/Lemon
Main Pairing: Tom/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2361 Read Count: 1068
[Report This] Published: 05/04/08 Updated: 05/04/08
Just a twist in time... by Alvasonda Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 178] | |
Summary: ...and you could be mine.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19694 Read Count: 9570
[Report This] Published: 07/27/08 Updated: 10/05/08