Penname: Anony [Contact]
Real name: Alice
Member Since: 01/10/09
Membership status: Gold Member
Bio:
ME


My Name: Alice, Alcie, Ali, Ali, Anony, Nony, AnonyMouse, Tomi, Billa, Kay, Kaka, Aloice, KrioAnony, MalfoyAnony, Malfoy

My Age: 20

My Home: Currently located in my uncle's basement.

About Me: I finally have a job and my non-existent life revolves around writing. :3

You can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars!
-Malfoy "A Very Potter Musial"


THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I’d just like to take the time to thank anyone who’s supported me by reading and/or reviewing my stories. I love getting new reviews. It completely makes my day to see new reviews. I don’t always have the time to reply to every review, but I DO read every single one and appreciate them all.

GUESS WHO'S AWESOME?! Me! Duh, gosh. -rolls eyes- -smiles- LOL, just kidding! "I Less than Three You" was FEATURED!? Thanks so much for that, everyone. It means a lot, like you've no idea. So many many thanks to anyone who tried to get it featured, read it and/or reviewed it, and just anyone who reads anything of mine! And now I've been spotlighted. -blushes- Thanks so much guys. It means a lot to me. :D


Add me on MSN if you want to talk! I like getting to know new people! ^^
giraffemobile@live.com

Questions/comments about my banners or stories? Have a story request? Want to translate something? ANYTHING story related, contact me at: anonymouseali@gmail.com



Okay, so I know I get a lot of stories going, and at times they disappear. Blame that on "Bob", my muse. I can't ever control how he's going to work. Sometimes, he propels me right through a story from beginning to end. Other times, he decides to just give up half way through and never want to work on that story again. I apologize for it, but it is what it is. I will never, ever force out a story just to please you guys if my muse just absolutely refuses to work. Because then I feel like shit for writing a shitty story. Most of the time, I'm not honestly happy with what I've written; but if I really just hate it... I'm sorry, but that update will be rewritten time and time again and will not be seen until I am at least somewhat happy with it.

As of October 6th, 2010, I'm putting most of my focus on "Bill and Tom's ABC's", "3010", "King of the Damned", "Five Hours", and various one shots.


FAMILY


Synnie (Squishy): My wifey, Squishy. Also, mein Geo!

Misery (Billa)- She's the Johanna to my LarkAngel, the Lyric to my Axel, the Billa to my Tomi! We were wed in a chatzy in front of a lot of people. Twas totally awesome! -throws glitter- ^^
Lady Tiadalma (Chicken Noodle): My other wifey! Whoot for polygamy! Also, mein Gusti!

Billa_Loves_Skittles (CAPSLOCK/Tomi): Mein husband, aka, mein Tomi -cuddlesandgivesgoodsexto-

lilkim (Kai)- MY ZWEILLING! Ich liebe her so much! She's pretty new to the site, but ya'll have me to thank for her being here. -bows- :D

RAWR_dino (Vi)- my sista from a different state! Also known as snotface and snotseat to me and Mis.

Toki (Ditzy) I forgot what I was going to say… My newest wifey!

SimplyMe (Rachy-Rach) The newest member to my family! I can talk to her about anything and everything! We support each other and can talk for hours! -squishes-

IzzyKaulitz (Green Skittle) IZZY! mein Schreibox/MSN tacklehugging friend/family! We go through Schreibox withrdrawls together when it's down. And sob to each other over saddness!

Ascuba (Hunni)- My soul twin's wifey and the one I go to for giggles and fluff when I feel terrible! XD

ImUrGirl (BABY!!!)- Her name says it all, she's the baby and we love her bunches and bunches!

ferrynofwinter (CarlosStrify)- We met when she offered to make me and Vi a video for our story "Blood Friend" and now she's my CarlosStrify.

KT (KT!!!)- She rapes, pillages, and attacks (also known as betaing) my stories when I ask her to and I love her to bits. There are no words. ^^

TragicStateofAffairs (TSOA/Lumi!!!)- My LumiLiebe. She's always there when I need someone to talk to and I luff her bunches. Always tagging me in her photos of Bill 8D

And for these guys, I feel so terribly sorry for I've forgotten their THF screennames D: We have:

My YuSkip, Mort, Miyavi, Geckt, and Hyde!!!! I luff you guys bunches and bunches. But my mind lost your THF names. -_-' Forgive me?


OTHER STUFF





Amazing banner made for me by: neko-kaulitz



beautiful banner made my my wifey, synnie





Do NOT use the banners from any of my stories (I've made them all, unless it otherwise states) for messenger display pictures, in forum signatures, etc. without having gotten my permission. Also, do not use quotes from my stories in your signatures, on graphics, etc. without permission! If you see anyone doing this please notify me immediately with who it is, where the offense is happening, etc. Thanks.


Short people unite to kick
tall people in the shins!

Paste into your bio if your younger sibling
is taller than you!




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Stories by Anony
"I Hate You" by Anony       

Rated: PG | Reviews - 56 | |
Summary:
In which Tom watches...
...and Bill sleeps.

In which Bill wakes...
...and Tom leaves.

In which the line between love and hate is definied

Happy Birthdy Acela!
Dedicated to Acela (Ascuba) for her birthday.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1406 Read Count: 3346
[Report This] Published: 03/09/09 Updated: 03/09/09
"What do you mean pick ONE?" by Anony       

Rated: G | Reviews - 7 | |
Summary:
Pick one

For Christmas, I'm giving Synnie her pick.
She gets to choose one of my Georg's to keep.

Categories: Slash, Het
Characters: Georg Listing, Original Female Character
Genre: Crossover, Established Relationship, Humor
Main Pairing: Georg/OFC
Side Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 987 Read Count: 626
[Report This] Published: 12/18/09 Updated: 12/18/09
1 + 1 = 3^07 by Anony       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 104 | |
Summary:
*Sequel to Less than Divided by Three*
less than

New year, new hair, new adventures. The band just finished their European tour and is headed back home. From there, the adventure sets out. From cameras following them around to old faces causing trouble, it'll be a wild ride.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Natalie Franz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Simone Trumper, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Warnings: Abandoned Story, On Hiatus, OOC
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10896 Read Count: 5527
[Report This] Published: 05/03/09 Updated: 08/29/09
101 Things to do in Walmart by Anony       

Rated: R | Reviews - 153 | |
Summary:
walmart

The boys are on tour in the US again, and Gustav found them a list of 101 things to do in a Walmart. What sort of fun will the boys get into? And how will David be able to handle the craziness?
*This is a crack fic. You've been warned.*

You are a creative genius. Continue soon. -my_last_hope
ROFL this is SOOOO hilarious!!!! NEED MOAR! -looo0ceans
ok, i literally laughed out loud several times -lovesbeaux9189

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: On Hiatus, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4563 Read Count: 9232
[Report This] Published: 04/13/09 Updated: 08/04/09
3 AM by Anony       

Rated: R | Reviews - 100 | |
Summary:
There is no escaping...
There's no place to hide...
You scream "Someone save me"
But they don't pay you no mind...
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Goodbye!


She wakes them up with news...Tom's going to be a father. Bill doesn't like her, yet he seems to be the only one. Tom can't remember her and David just wants her hushed up. One girl can change their lives...

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Saki, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Fluff, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Georg/OFC, Gustav/Georg , Gustav/OFC , Tom/OFC
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Drug Use, Major Character Death, OOC, Torture, Violence, WIP
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21128 Read Count: 8979
[Report This] Published: 07/07/09 Updated: 12/11/09
Summary:


Tom isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box or the sharpest tool in the shed,
but the boy is addictingly adorable in his ignorance.
Bill is vain, always having to look completely perfect;
the only thing more important to him than his looks is his brother.
Georg seems to be normal, not overly vain nor stupid,
but the moment he opens his mouth all that comes out is LOLCatz speak.
Gustav also seems to be normal like his sexy Georg,
if you ignore his sarcasm, morbid humor, and the fact he's the un-dead.
Four boys, one band...their poor manager...

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 75476 Read Count: 32903
[Report This] Published: 04/08/09 Updated: 11/03/10
Summary:


Tom isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box or the sharpest tool in the shed,
but the boy is addictingly adorable in his ignorance.
Bill is vain, always having to look completely perfect;
the only thing more important to him than his looks is his brother.
Georg seems to be normal, not overly vain nor stupid,
but the moment he opens his mouth all that comes out is LOLCatz speak.
Gustav also seems to be normal like his sexy Georg,
if you ignore his sarcasm, morbid humor, and the fact he's the un-dead.
Four boys, one band...their poor manager...

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 75476 Read Count: 32903
[Report This] Published: 04/08/09 Updated: 11/03/10
Summary:


Tom isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box or the sharpest tool in the shed,
but the boy is addictingly adorable in his ignorance.
Bill is vain, always having to look completely perfect;
the only thing more important to him than his looks is his brother.
Georg seems to be normal, not overly vain nor stupid,
but the moment he opens his mouth all that comes out is LOLCatz speak.
Gustav also seems to be normal like his sexy Georg,
if you ignore his sarcasm, morbid humor, and the fact he's the un-dead.
Four boys, one band...their poor manager...

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 75476 Read Count: 32903
[Report This] Published: 04/08/09 Updated: 11/03/10
A Shot in the Night by Anony       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 6 | |
Summary:
A Shot in the Night

It was a night like any other,
Axel and Tom are at one of the `houses, as the kids call them.
There's alcohol and drugs, and you'd be stupid to
believe there wasn't sex as well.
But this night will be unlike any other.
This one ends in a bang.

2nd Pre-St. Hell one-shot

Categories: Het, General, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: Bill/OMC , Tom/OFC
Warnings: Blood, Minor Character Death, OOC, Self-Harm, Suicide, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1364 Read Count: 339
[Report This] Published: 02/23/10 Updated: 02/23/10
A Torg'y Christmas by Anony       

Rated: G | Reviews - 13 | |
Summary:
Torgy

Bill calls it "unresolved sexual tension", while Gustav calls it a crush.
But whatever it is has made things kind of awkward between Tom and Georg.
Maybe a little mistletoe can help.



Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff
Main Pairing: Tom/Georg
Side Pairing: Bill/Male Celebrity
Warnings: OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1153 Read Count: 1241
[Report This] Published: 12/18/09 Updated: 12/18/09
After Midnight by Anony       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 17 | |
Summary:

Asked by one boy to the dance while wanting to be with another...
Who will Bill Meyer be with after midnight?


AM



Happy Halloween!


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Fluff, Halloween, High School, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Bill/OMC
Warnings: OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3267 Read Count: 1020
[Report This] Published: 10/17/10 Updated: 10/17/10
An Offline Christmas Special by Anony       

Rated: PG | Reviews - 11 | |
Summary:

aocs

Set four years after the ending of "Offline",
Bill and Tom are sharing an apartment.
Tom's been kind of distant lately,
and it's worrying Bill a little.
With a few surprises and a helping of Offline!Gusti cookies for all,
it's sure to be a magical Christmas.


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Fluff, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1970 Read Count: 519
[Report This] Published: 12/23/10 Updated: 12/23/10
and after all by Anony       

Rated: R | Reviews - 8 | |
Summary:

Over a decade ago, Tom Trumper lived in the United States for almost a year, where his best friend had turned out to be Bill Kaulitz. The two boys fell apart when Tom had moved back home; but, now Tom is back. This is their story.

maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gustav Schafer, Male Celebrity, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2241 Read Count: 159
[Report This] Published: 10/29/14 Updated: 10/29/14
And Now You're Dead Inside by Anony       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 10 | |
Summary:

*Final in the Kaulitz "twins" one-shots in the St. Hell series*
ANYDI
"I'll be back later, kid."

"You're not my son! You're nothing."


What happens when it all just gets to be too much to handle?


Categories: Het, General, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Jörg, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: Bill/OMC , Tom/OFC
Warnings: Abuse, Blood, Drug Use, OOC, Self-Harm, Suicide
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1993 Read Count: 338
[Report This] Published: 03/25/10 Updated: 03/25/10
Angel in Disguise by Anony       

Rated: R | Reviews - 320 | |
Summary:
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I don’t know what you’ve been through...
I see it on you...


Bill Kaulitz ran away from home when he was fifteen. At the age of eighteen he's stripping and turning tricks...anything to make next month's rent. Tom Trümper is a 21 year-old college student. They meet and Tom's not sure what to do around the boy who grew up too fast. Bill doesn't know what to do because Tom's the first person he's met who refuses to fuck him.

Let me in it’s now or never
No matter how I try to win

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Bill/Andreas, Bill/Bushido, Bill/OFC, Bill/OMC
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Bondage, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, Light Kink, Non-Con/Rape
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 38343 Read Count: 45715
[Report This] Published: 03/09/09 Updated: 11/08/09
Anony in My Home by Anony       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 16 | |
Summary:
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Anony takes a quick pop into the "My Home" world to give Tom a piece of her mind.

Interested in doing a story like this for this series? Click on the series link for more information!

Categories: Slash
Characters: Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Crack, Crossover, Drama, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: Tom/Bill
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 617 Read Count: 367
[Report This] Published: 08/08/09 Updated: 08/08/09
Believe by Anony, RAWR_dino       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 6 | |
Summary:
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Bill loves Tom...
...and Tom loves Bill.
But lately, Bill's been wondering if love is enough.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Established Relationship, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1004 Read Count: 343
[Report This] Published: 08/02/09 Updated: 08/02/09
Bill and Tom's ABC's by Anony       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 164 | |
Summary:


abcs

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

One chapter for each letter in the alphabet depicting moments in the twins' lives.



Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Natalie Franz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Georg/OFC
Warnings: Incest, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11123 Read Count: 6318
[Report This] Published: 09/13/10 Updated: 08/21/12
Black Question Mark by Anony, RAWR_dino       

Rated: R | Reviews - 92 | |
Summary:
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Bill Trümper knows he's being stalked. He's no proof except the chill that runs up his spine, the feeling that someone's following and watching him, and his gut feeling. Salt across his doorway and around the counter in his shop, wind chimes in every window and door, a tiger's eye... Will the protection he'd grown up with be enough?

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Natalie Franz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Established Relationship, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Bill/OMC, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Bondage, Drug Use, OOC, Violence, Voyeurism, WIP
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12096 Read Count: 5974
[Report This] Published: 08/16/09 Updated: 12/30/09
Blood Friend by Anony, RAWR_dino       

Rated: R | Reviews - 1065 | |
Summary:
Haemophilia from the Greek haima "blood", and philia "friend".
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Tom Kaulitz lives a sheltered life. He's shy and doesn't talk to many people. New in town, his cousin already labels him a freak. Then enters Bill Trümper. Feared, loved, hated, admired...the boy is many things, including someone from Tom's past.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Bill/OFC, Bill/OMC , Gustav/Georg
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Humiliation, Minor Character Death, Non-Con/Rape, OOC, Self-Harm, Suicide, Under-Age Erotica, WIP
Chapters: 62 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96103 Read Count: 115866
[Report This] Published: 05/10/09 Updated: 11/07/09