Membership status: Member
Bio:
You don't wanna know... But I'll say anyway. I have no life, but I've always written stories. It started in 1996 with Hanson. As in MmmBop. Yeah, them. I never realized that there were people as unhinged as myself, so I decided to join in with this site and see how the other people did it. Turns out, I'm not quite as odd as I thought I was...
I have been hit with the SOUS and SOWS and am now expecting Tomi's babies...twice
Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 51 | |
One long boring summer, the boys, having dubbed themselves "Team GRUNT" set out to end their bordom, in the form of a list consisting of embarasing and weird things to do in public. each chapter is one thing from their list
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abandoned Story, Humiliation, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 893 Read Count: 769
Rated: R | Reviews - 570 | |
Tom isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box or the sharpest tool in the shed,
but the boy is addictingly adorable in his ignorance.
Bill is vain, always having to look completely perfect;
the only thing more important to him than his looks is his brother.
Georg seems to be normal, not overly vain nor stupid,
but the moment he opens his mouth all that comes out is LOLCatz speak.
Gustav also seems to be normal like his sexy Georg,
if you ignore his sarcasm, morbid humor, and the fact he's the un-dead.
Four boys, one band...their poor manager...
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 75476 Read Count: 32903
Bill Titsling needs inspiration, and he finds it in the most unlikely of places...
**Pg-13 rating for the mention of breasts, and I just want to make sure all my bases are covered...**
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Humor, Song Fic
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2764 Read Count: 41
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Furries, Violence
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2527 Read Count: 77
Bill made a mistake at a young age, one that many children make. He couldn't know the consequences that would come of it. Now, he has to find a way to set things right, to fix what he broke, and make the hurt go away. Will he find the key to the whole thing, or will he flounder and drown in the havok? It's true what they say... Be very careful of the things you think you want...
By the way, banner credit goes to Anony. Isn't she great?
Categories: General
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Horror, Paranormal, Suspense
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Minor Character Death, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13519 Read Count: 300
The boys are facing a new obstacle!
College
What sort of trouble can the boys get into now?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest, Vampires
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, Incest, Light Kink, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1856 Read Count: 273
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Blood, Humiliation, OOC, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5598 Read Count: 96
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Crossover, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1553 Read Count: 113
Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 2 | |
Lady does what everyone else wants to.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Crack, Drama, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Minor Character Death, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3217 Read Count: 57
Memories and a melody...
Banner by Billa_Loves_Skittles
Categories: Het
Characters: Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Song Fic
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 494 Read Count: 113
Something, somewhere along the way, went horribly wrong. Bill is forced to go out on his own, searching for salvation.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Horror, Sci-Fi, Suspense
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Gore, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1551 Read Count: 40
Rated: R | Reviews - 65 | |
Brought to you by the authors of "A Few fries Short Of A Happy Meal" literally
Six friends(the Sechslings A.K.A the authors of 'fries' and friends) from across North America; Rosha from Missouri, Britt from Nevada, Kara from Alaska, Kami from Alberta Canada, Sarah from Michigan and Dasia from Pennsylvania, finally meet in person when they all decide to buy themselves an RV and follow Tokio Hotel to each and every one of their American shows.
Follow this quirky group across the U.S.A. and discover what sort of mishaps happen while going on tour with their favorite band.
(note from lady: if its 'fries' and friends, does that make Ascuba and Toki88 the chicken nuggets?)
Categories: Het
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Natalie Franz, Original Female Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, Drama, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, WIP
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36331 Read Count: 1451