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I'm Layla and Tokio Hotel is a big part of my life. 


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Adventures in Fanfictionland by boxofhappy       

Rated: R | Reviews - 187 | |
Summary: A little too much absinthe causes Bill and Tom to pass out. They wake up to find themselves in a mysterious land fraught with Mary Sues, twincest, and other strange perils. Will they ever find their way back home?

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Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, David Jost, Female Celebrity, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Male Celebrity, Original Female Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16702 Read Count: 11590
[Report This] Published: 05/08/08 Updated: 05/11/08
Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 04/08/12 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

This is the funniest fanfic I've ever read. You should make a sequel with the G's or all of TH.

The Road to Heaven by neabrzoskwinia       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 17 | |
Summary:
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character
Genre: Established Relationship, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7518 Read Count: 1151
[Report This] Published: 03/22/10 Updated: 12/21/11
Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 02/08/12 Title: Chapter 1: Week One;

Awwwww......this is the cutest story I've read in a REALLY long time. Please, please, please update!!!!!

Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! I\'m working on it I promise!

Son of a Preacher Man by HollyWoodFix       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 577 | |
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Tom and his family moved to a small village, where his father was going to be the new pastor. His whole family is heavily religious, and Tom never shared the same beliefs as them. Tom eventually meets a free spirited boy named Bill, and he almost immediately becomes infatuated with him...but when you are living with a homophobic religious family, falling in love with another boy isn't going to be quite so simple.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Jörg, Natalie Franz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, First Time, Fluff, High School, Hurt/Comfort, PWP/Lemon, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Discriminatory Language, Light Kink, Minor Character Death, OOC, Violence
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67182 Read Count: 32412
[Report This] Published: 06/06/10 Updated: 02/06/14
Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 06/01/12 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 23- The Reunion

Okay, you might not give a scheisse about some of what I have to say, but first, this story is one of the best I've read on THF in a long time.

I live in a mid size small town that is religious and most people are homophobic. Just like what is mentioned several times in the story, it's sick how people can twist an "all-loving" religion into one full of hatred and prejudice.

People that are homophobic need to realize that their twisted beliefs are going to get them nowhere. The world is more accepting of the LGBTQ community than ever before. They'll never win.

Long story short: this story is awesome. Please update!!!!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for this lovely review! XD I appreciate it. And I will most defiantly try and get you an update asap :)

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 09/10/12 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 24- Saying Goodbye

You should have Jörg get arrested. Loved it! Keep doing what you're doing!

The Opheliac In Him by TimeReaper       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 38 | |
Summary:
The Opheliac In Him

Welcome to the Emilie Autumn Insane Asylum, where the mentally ill are treated much better than the Victorian era doctors could have ever imagined. Meet Bill. He’s our resident Opheliac. He seems rather normal from time to time but when you hear him singing, get the nurse. For each song he has a memory or a reason. Each song has a different treatment. Tom is to take over for his old nurse. And he must learn what each of these songs means.

"It's not the way I want to be
I only hope that in the end you will see
It's the Opheliac in me...
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Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Female Celebrity, Natalie Franz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Crossover, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Song Fic, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Bill/Andreas, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Minor Character Death, Non-Con/Rape, Self-Harm, Under-Age Erotica
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11663 Read Count: 616
[Report This] Published: 07/26/10 Updated: 11/13/12
Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 11/14/12 Title: Chapter 4: Track 4: The Art of Suicide

As far as I know, the song "I Want My Innocence Back" is Emilie saying that she either had sex and later regretted it or she was raped, so you could do something involving rape? Just a thought.

I love this story.

Author's Response: Thanks! I think I\'ve got some things brewing now. I just wanted to make sure I avoided every chapter/song sounding the same. :) And I\'m glad to hear you enjoy the story! Thanks for reading!

Positive by Misery       

Rated: G | Reviews - 8 | |
Summary:


Banner by me

Gifts come in all shapes and sizes..
Fourth oneshot in the Trebuchet series


Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: Tom/OFC
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22339 Read Count: 365
[Report This] Published: 04/26/11 Updated: 04/26/11
Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 05/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Positive

This was adorable!!!!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Bill's Beard by AndeinerSeitenureineWeile       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 45 | |
Summary:
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To squash rumors of being a girl, Bill grows a beard.

Categories: Femmeslash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Established Relationship, Gender Swap, Humor, PWP/Lemon, Sex Change, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing, Light Kink
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1278 Read Count: 1239
[Report This] Published: 04/29/11 Updated: 04/29/11
Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 06/15/12 Title: Chapter 1: That's Not Fooling Anyone

Well, after all the BTK App posts of the twins, we can officially confirm that the beard is REAL.

If they are girls, maybe they're taking hormones or something. PS I don't think they're girls. But if they were I wouldn't give a holy scheisse.

Lesbian twins, eh? Sounds like another Tegan & Sara to me. They're lesbian twin sisters.

Love this.

The Rose of Another Gender by Yuri       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 31 | |
Summary: David and Simone Jost have always wanted to have a girl so that they could marry her into a rich family but when their last child end up being a boy their hopes are crushed. But when life gives them no other choices they decide to raise that baby as a girl.
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Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: BottomTom, Drama, First Time, Gender Swap, High School, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, PWP/Lemon, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill, Tom/Georg
Side Pairing: Andreas/OFC, Bill/OFC, Bill/Self , Georg/OFC, Gustav/OFC , Tom/Self
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing, Heavy Kink, OOC, Voyeurism, WIP
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10724 Read Count: 2323
[Report This] Published: 10/09/11 Updated: 08/11/12
Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 05/26/12 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Tom's the girl this time. Interesting.

Author's Response: Yeah. Tom\'s the girl. Finally something different XD

How to Climb Trees by AndeinerSeitenureineWeile       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 97 | |
Summary:
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Seventeen-year-old Bill Kaulitz is a child in the eyes of everyone else. He's different, he's special, but he's got more smarts than people give him credit for.

Sometimes Bill doesn't see reality for how it is, however; and he's not quite sure what to do about that.

Additional Warnings: Mildly Implied Alcohol Abuse

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, High School, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense
Main Pairing: Jorg/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Discriminatory Language, Humiliation, Incest, Pedophilia, Violence, Voyeurism, WIP
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7779 Read Count: 3305
[Report This] Published: 11/02/11 Updated: 05/14/14
Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 06/26/12 Title: Chapter 1: Bad things can happen accidentally

Okay, the autistic Bill character is REALLY cute! I remember I used to act like him when I was younger. I have Aspergers Disorder so I can really connect. I even wrote a fic on here about a girl with AD (not me) meeting the twins. So to sum it up, I love this story!!!! :-D

Back In Your Arms by sandra21292       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 274 | |
Summary:

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I love, love, love Ithil!! I absolutely love the banner :)

Almost two years have passed by since Blair left Germany and everything behind. Now she finds herself in L.A. as one of the most successful music producers for Cherrytree Records. She finds out that Tokio Hotel is going to be her new project. What will happen when she finds out that not only Bill wants her but Tom as well. Who will she choose?

The story continues in "Love Conquers It All"
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Natalie Franz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Simone Trumper, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: Georg/OFC, Gustav/OFC , Tom/OFC
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Heavy Kink, Non-Con/Rape, Violence
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 76717 Read Count: 16172
[Report This] Published: 03/16/12 Updated: 05/26/12
Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 05/24/12 Title: Chapter 46: Chapter 46

I'm jealous of Blair. I want Billa's babies! Well, whoever he falls in love with (it'll be me), his babies will be beautiful.

Author's Response: i hope the twins have babies :D lol they are going to be beautiful. i really hope they do lol

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 05/26/12 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 48

I bet I can predict what will happen next. Is there going to be a sequel to this? If so, I'm looking forward to it.

Author's Response: What do you predict??? Lol and yes there will be a third part to the story.

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 04/19/12 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28

Thanks fur using my suggestion! You're doing a great job!

Author's Response: Thank you for your suggestion. :)

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 04/18/12 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27

I got a nickname for Sasha:
Princess Bitchface. Love this story!

Author's Response: hahahahaha!! OMG! I love it!

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 04/14/12 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

Scheisse!!! The suspense is KILLING me!!!! Update bitte!!!!

Author's Response: I will lol expect the new chapter tomorrow :D

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 05/26/12 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 48

Yay!!!! Third part!!! By the way, I'll tell you if my prediction was right when we get the next chapter. Please post it soon. I'm anxious to know if I'm right!

Author's Response: okay lol I\'m typing it now :D

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 05/20/12 Title: Chapter 45: Chapter 45

Awwww, I wish I had such a caring boyfriend like Billa. I would even go to a club with him without arguing even though the idea of being in a club scares me. Nice job.

Author's Response: Bill is just the perfect man :) lol. Clubs scare me too lol

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 05/26/12 Title: Chapter 49: Chapter 49

Okay, so it my prediction was false. This was still WAY awesome, though. Maybe their band should be called "Fully Alive," considering the circumstances. I was just listening to that song, too. Sorry if that's a stupid idea. Can't wait for part 3!

Author's Response: What was your prediction?? I\'m curious lol. I kind of like the name. I can totally picture it :) and I\'m glad you liked th ending :)

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 04/13/12 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

I think since you already have a steamy Tom story, it should be Bill/Blair, but that's my opinion. Love your story!!!!

Author's Response: haha thank you :D you are not the only asking for Bill/Blair. I\'m glad your enjoying the story :D

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 05/24/12 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 47

You should do a part three. I suggest cutting this one off right when Blair gets pregnancy symptoms.

Author's Response: hmm...I\'m still thinking about it :D we\'ll see what i come up with

Reviewer: LonelyHumanoid Signed
Date: 04/23/12 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30

That boy REALLY should stop smoking. He doesn't want to end up in the hospital again, does he? I see you're still using Princess Bitchface :-). Loving this.

Author's Response: Him and Tom both need to stop haha. I love princess bitchface :) haha. Thank you. \r\nAnd what do you mean in the hospital again??? Was Bill in the hospital for overdosing on nicotine???? Lol