Penname: CatzRuleMe [Contact]
Real name: Jenny
Member Since: 06/24/11
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Welcome to the CatzRuleMe profile. My name is Jenny and I am the owner of this establishment. Many of the stories here consist of slash, but I write het and general as well.

If there is something in particular you would like me to write about, feel free to make a request. Just contact me with a plot summary and I'll get started right away. However, there are some limitations. See below.

I will write about:

-Bill/Georg
-Bill/Gustav
-Tom/Georg (Torg)
-Tom/Gustav
-Georg/Gustav
-band member/OFC
-Bill/Tom not related
-general (no pairings)
-romance
-cross-dressing
-mpreg
-alternate universe

I will not write about:

-Bill/Tom related (twincest)
-band member/OMC
-band member/Bushido
-band member/Adam Lambert
-band member/Andrej Pejic
-gender swap


All reviews are greatly appreciated and usually responded to, but I absolutely love readers that go the extra mile to leave a long and detailed comment critiquing my stories. Telling me that you simply like my story is wonderful, but I consider it an honor when someone leaves a long review specifying what they liked and what I should improve. Details like that, I take into account and use them to make my stories better! :)


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Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 06/11/13 Title: Through Your Eyes

That's incredible. Even though you just sit down and write, everything still feels pre-planned. The story arcs are perfect, the characters are sympathetic, the pacing is great. I also find that a lot of my favorite TH fics are alternate universe like this one. I'm not sure if it's because you have more wiggle room for characterization and emotional moments without being restricted to their real-life identities, or if they just feel more human when you make up identities for them. Either way, this was deep, and has since become one of my favorites.

Author's Response: I\'ll admit I had SOME idea as to how things would go, but they always go in another direction. In reality, I wanted Andrej to hit on Georg, Tom to witness it, and run out before he could see Georg fend him off. I guess I sprouted a conscience, gave it to Andrej, and rolled with whatever came tumbling out onto the keyboard. I liked the idea of \'alternate universe\' cuz I wanted them nowhere near fame. I wanted them viewed in ways I\'ve never read on here, and I wanted nothing like filthy, dirty, animalistic lust in it. I\'m not really that person. I wanted depth and intelligence in it, and was pleasantly stunned when that actually stuck! But other than that, nothing was structured. And I\'m flattered you\'ve included this story among your favorites. I never knew it would reach the level it did.

Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 06/12/13 Title: Through Your Eyes

I think what you ended up doing with Andrej was a lot smarter. Even though we're kinda mad at him for leaving Bill, we also really sympathize with his decision and it makes him more human than if he just sporadically began cheating on him. Sometimes the ideas that just sort of happen are the best. I remember when I began writing A Drummer's Heart, my initial plan was to have Gustav admire Bill from afar the entire story and not have him confess his love until the last chapter. But I quickly realized that I couldn't drag that out throughout their entire career, and I thought I could introduce more drama by having them get together and have to dodge obstacles along the way. But anyway, I also love how emotionally driven this is, to the point where the sex scene isn't out-of-nowhere for the sake of smut, but rather an emotional analysis of sorts, and it's actually more heartfelt than it is sexy.

Author's Response: I\'m happy with how it turned out. I\'d hate myself if I made a huge mess of a relationship like that.\r\n\r\nI love A Drummer\'s Heart! I\'m on pins and needles waiting for the next bit! And yes, I like the story the way it is. If Gustav HAD kept his mouth shut throughout the whole thing, I think it would be a tad unnerving for the reader. In a way, I can sympathize with this version of him, because its really hard having something so close within reach, but would be detrimental to the relationship, should anything change. One can never know how things will pan out if confession were to take place. The ripple effects are always interesting to me, because I never know how far they will go, or what kind of damage they will cause.\r\n\r\nAnd that love scene was a bitch to write. I wanted readers to feel what they did, and focus on something else, as well. No one ever gave thought to the roots-the bare minimum of matters, and give it as much meaning. I wanted to be the first to draw out those reactions. Was it uncomfortable? Hells yeah. Was it worth it? Definitely. *Runs around screaming.*

'You Gave Me A Reason' by wildblackrose       

Rated: G | Reviews - 34 | |
Summary:
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Georg as a secret that leads to something beautiful.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer
Genre: Fluff, Mpreg
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 784 Read Count: 2351
[Report This] Published: 07/27/08 Updated: 07/27/08
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 07/06/11 Title: Chapter 1: 'You're Such A Great Dad'

Aww, this was sweet. ^^

Sweet Dreams by Ghostie       

Rated: G | Reviews - 22 | |
Summary: Tom is home for the holidays, and Bill can't sleep.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3670 Read Count: 521
[Report This] Published: 12/10/10 Updated: 08/20/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 08/22/15 Title: Chapter 1: Sweet Dreams

Well shit, now I have diabetes. But the fluff was too much to pass up! ^_^

Author's Response: Aww haha, sorry for the diabetes! Thanks for reading :D

Love Is Blindness by BigHairMexican       

Rated: R | Reviews - 35 | |
Summary: "I don't want to see
Won't you wrap the night around me
Take my heart
Love is blindness..."
-U2: Love Is Blindness


A sequel to "Through Your Eyes".

Tom and Georg have broken passed barriers, together. Tom has acknowledged his feelings to himself, and is now making new strides in life.

Georg has broken down his own walls with the help of Gustav, and is now starting a clean slate in life.

Will everyone find themselves, or will everything crash? (More sex to be promised, y'all!) And if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. =) I write what comes to mind, and roll from there.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Georg
Side Pairing: Bill/Andreja Pejic, Bill/Tom/Andreja Pejic
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26366 Read Count: 1894
[Report This] Published: 10/30/12 Updated: 06/01/13
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 06/11/13 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HOLY CRAP! I just read these two fics back to back, and they wouldn't let me go until I finished them. I had no idea you were capable of this kind of writing! O.O That's not at all to say that your bits in the stories we write together are of any less quality, but this...this runs deep, and it's so emotional. I couldn't pause to leave an essay of a review for each chapter and why it's so good, because I couldn't stop reading it for a second! Unlike me, you seemed to have this whole thing meticulously planned out, and the story knew exactly where to go. I will now proceed to hide in the corner and weep, for your writing puts mine to shame. :P

Author's Response: Honestly, I had no idea I was either, nor did I know the story would run this long. I dunno if you\'ve read the story notes, but I\'ve written a lot of my life and people I\'ve known into the story. For example: the reconstructive surgeries from an ugly fall came from my dad\'s near-death experiences. He had steel in his left arm and leg, and bares similar scarring. Each character is someone or something in my life, and they\'ve been of much significance to me.\r\nI\'ve planned out nothing, and I had no idea what I was doing most of the time. I would literally sit, begin to write, and the story would take on a life of it\'s own. I was merely the mechanical part of it in being typed. The story guided ME, really.\r\nAnd don\'t say that! Your writing\'s plenty good. =) And thank you sooooooooo much for your review on this whole saga. So, THAT\'S where you\'ve been! I can breathe easy, now. lol xD And I look forward to writing some more with you! *Huggles.*

Lets Get Kinky by B-schafer       

Rated: R | Reviews - 4 | |
Summary: Georg and Tom have some kinky sexy time, complete with handcuffs, a blindfold, and whip-cream. ;)
Categories: Slash
Characters: Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: PWP/Lemon
Main Pairing: Tom/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: BDSM, Bondage, Cross Dressing, Food Play, Heavy Kink, Spanking
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2627 Read Count: 270
[Report This] Published: 01/10/13 Updated: 01/10/13
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 01/15/13 Title: Chapter 1: Lets Get Kinky

"I was so tempted to jack off to my own refection. But what was I thinking? That's something Bill does, not me."

LOL!! That felt like a reference to my story that you helped me write! XD

Author's Response: Hehe, I was wondering if anyone would notice that ;)

The Woes of Tokio Hotel by BigHairMexican       

Rated: PG | Reviews - 13 | |
Summary: In which the boys comment on the fandom and lunacy spawned by their fame. Buckle up, kids. It could be a bumpy, loud ride.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Humiliation
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3042 Read Count: 182
[Report This] Published: 07/08/14 Updated: 07/09/14
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 12/10/14 Title: Chapter 1: Bill's Lament

Holy crap! Why didn't I find this sooner, this is hilarious! X3 It's kinda like "Four Men and a Laptop," but less over-the-top and more dry snark (which is always fun). And if by some chance I was wrong and "lazy little peacock" isn't the best way to describe Bill, then "a five-year-old who suffered the taffy puller at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, then stumbled through Elton John's closet on the way out" certainly is. XD

Author's Response: I\'m on the floor, laughing. Seriously. And thank you, sweetie! <3

The Hug Doctor by BigHairMexican       

Rated: PG | Reviews - 3 | |
Summary: Gustav is the life of the band. He's also the comfort when they need it most.
Categories: Het, General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: Gustav/Bill , Gustav/Georg , Gustav/Tom
Warnings: Furries
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1030 Read Count: 75
[Report This] Published: 12/02/14 Updated: 12/02/14
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 12/04/14 Title: Chapter 1: Hugs? I love hugs. Hugs all around!

Holy crap this is cute! You know I love me some fluff, especially when Gustav is involved. :3 I loved Bill's dart skills, Georg's refusal to let go, Tom's angry sandwich-making, and "lazy little peacock" is the best way I've heard anyone describe Bill. X3

Author's Response: *Runs around screaming.* thank you for the comment and I\'m glad you liked it. I\'m also glad you liked Bill in three words. Hehe

Little Baby Pumba by queen_of_the_unseen       

Rated: G | Reviews - 14 | |
Summary:  photo 67a70675-d135-4a0d-b9fe-31969048e543_zpsfb92cbe2.gif
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 800 Read Count: 217
[Report This] Published: 12/06/14 Updated: 12/06/14
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 12/06/14 Title: Chapter 1: Baby Pumbi

Holy crap, this is too cute for words! Funny, I was thinking about writing something like this, but it looks like you've already got it covered, and you write from Pumba's perspective way better than I would have. I can totally picture Pumbi with that voice and personality. I love how he refers to Bill's beard as face fur, and... "Uncle Tom says that I’ll be one soon. I wonder what that even means. Aren’t I already 1? I am one little doggy." TOO CUTE!!!

Author's Response: Thanks so much for your detailed review it honestly made me smile. This was the brightening factor of my day. I was trying to think of how a dog would view things. They don\'t know what everything is and I thought that\'d be cute to add. You should still do a story. I think it\'d be cool if everyone did a story for Pumba\'s birthday.

Still Love Me by BigHairMexican       

Rated: PG | Reviews - 7 | |
Summary: This is based on the rumors that Gustav is getting/has gotten married. While I'm hoping it's true and happy for the teddy bear, this popped into my head and I know you're gonna hate me for writing this. Heartbreak isn't something I write a whole lot of, but I hope to evoke some emotions with this one. Enjoy!
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama
Main Pairing: Gustav/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Drug Use, Self-Harm
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2788 Read Count: 191
[Report This] Published: 03/19/15 Updated: 03/24/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 03/30/15 Title: Chapter 1: White Wedding

Wow, this was heart-wrenching! Certainly a take you wouldn't expect on such an occasion. But I'm telling you, you're better at writing angst than you give yourself credit for, which is why "Through Your Eyes" is still one of my favorite fanfics, period.

As for the actual rumors about Gustav's marriage, they are true! The boys have confirmed it in at least a couple interviews, and Gustav can now be seen wearing a wedding ring (he wears it on his right hand; I think that's the custom in Europe).

Great job, though! Now I'll just go re-read one of your other stories to cheer up (I mean that in a good way).

Author's Response: D\'aww, shtoppet yew! *Huggles.* Thank you, bunches, for the comment. It\'s always much appreciated. ^_^ And thanks for still being alive.\r\nRings on the right? Hmm. I thought the left was the norm everywhere, but clearly not. I\'m glad at least one of them found someone strong enough to marry them. It takes more guts and strength that we will ever know to marry someone with that kind of life.

Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 03/31/15 Title: Chapter 1: White Wedding

I never die. I just frequently slip into really long comas. And yeah, I can only imagine what being married is like with that kind of life, especially when I think about how Mrs. Schafer is probably left at home for months on end while Gustav is on tour with the band. That must take a lot of willpower. However, I'm really terrified for the twins. If their past experiences are anything to go by, one of the twins marrying will probably cause the paparazzi and tabloids to trample them like the wildebeests did to Mufasa. Now that won't be pretty.

Author's Response: We women make men better people when it\'s real. I, too, fear for the twins because many girls have said some pretty frightening/murderous things.

Cupcakes by BigHairMexican       

Rated: PG | Reviews - 4 | |
Summary: Georg bakes. They beg. There's revenge.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: Georg/Tom/Bill, Gustav/Georg
Side Pairing: Bill/Gustav/Tom
Warnings: Humiliation
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1423 Read Count: 76
[Report This] Published: 04/03/15 Updated: 04/03/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 04/10/15 Title: Chapter 1: *POOF!*

Aww, poor Georg, and poor everyone else. X3 I can only imagine what it's like being a talented cook and having to make sure food doesn't go missing all the time. :3

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! This happens when I make for for people. I once made a veggie-loaded eggplant Parmesan, and my friend\'s sister who hates mushrooms ate most of it! She had NO IDEA until I said something. Hehehehehe The garlic bread started going before i put it on the table, thanks to my friend\'s mom. Fiends, all of them. Pie is another story, entirely. I wish they\'d save food for me, dang it!

Spin A Yarn by BigHairMexican       

Rated: PG | Reviews - 17 | |
Summary: Bill discovers the ages old art of knitting.....against his will. This sets off a chain reaction.

I'm old. I crochet. This is what happens when you let a crafty fan girl near technology.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Georg/Tom/Gustav
Warnings: Discriminatory Language, Spanking
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4834 Read Count: 364
[Report This] Published: 04/23/15 Updated: 11/04/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 04/27/15 Title: Chapter 1: Knitting To See Here

WHY IS THIS SO CUTE! And why does this actually kind of seem like a hobby Bill might pick up when he gets bored? X3

Author's Response: BECAUSE I WANT IT THAT WAY! <3 I think it might actually be something he\'d take interest in. So far, most who have reviewed said the same thing. Hehe ^.^

Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 04/27/15 Title: Chapter 2: Dude! I Totally Crocheted It!

So cute! I love how Bill essentially holds everyone prisoner to rattle off when he knits. And Dunja is a total mother. X3

Uh-oh, Tom has to sew?? Sounds like my area of expertise!:3

Author's Response: I turned Bill into an old fart. *Laughs hysterically.* The scarf collection is what I\'m actually going for, so I\'ve gone a bit cuckoo-nuts in the head with yard since the day I started. I do the same thing when I sit n\' yarn. I yap \'til the cows come home! xDDDD\r\n\r\nYou sew? Oh, yay! Looks like I\'ll be taking to YouTube for my next segment! *Puts on hard hat.*

Innocence Is A Penance by BigHairMexican       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 3 | |
Summary: Bill's the one left out of all the fun. While everyone else is having their fun, he continues to wait for "The One". While in his wait for "The One", Gus has distanced himself more and more as time goes on. Bill hates it.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: Gustav/Bill
Side Pairing: Georg/Bill , Tom/Bill, Tom/Georg
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4647 Read Count: 108
[Report This] Published: 05/22/15 Updated: 05/22/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 08/19/15 Title: Chapter 1: I'm a friggin' duck!

Adorably hysterical, as usual. X3 I find it interesting how Gustav cock-blocked Bill for that long, but it did lead to a very steamy payoff. Hats off to you, my crazy brethren!

Author's Response: Thank you! Thank you! *Bows.*

WooHoo by Haylz       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 34 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story


Every time Bill plays the Sims, his sim twins end up making out. But it's not Bill's FAULT, okay?

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5995 Read Count: 780
[Report This] Published: 08/29/15 Updated: 08/29/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 08/30/15 Title: Chapter 1: WooHoo

Oh gawd this was too funny! XD Brings me back to when I would play with my TH sims on TS3 (I play TS4 sometimes but like Bill I'm waiting for more expansions. :P) And Mike's reaction is pretty much my family's reaction whenever I try to explain what my sims are doing. X3

Author's Response: Thank you! Yes I need expansions. I\'m like Bill and I buy everything, and still want more lol.

Tiny Bill Gets A Tiny Bit Drunk by elvisfan       

Rated: G | Reviews - 21 | |
Summary:
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When his parents go out of town, Tom decides to throw a party...with disastrous results.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, CreatureFic, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: Bill/Andreas
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 264
[Report This] Published: 08/30/15 Updated: 08/30/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 08/30/15 Title: Chapter 1: what do you do with a drunken tinie???

I wasn't even aware of this series until now, but now I must read more! This is too cute! How are ideas like this even conceived, I wonder?

Either way, I love it! Poor thing...but Tom's such a sweet owner and takes good care of Bill! :3

Author's Response: i\'m rather proud of this tiny series. you must read them all! and it all started quite by accident.

Tiny Bill Goes Camping by elvisfan       

Rated: G | Reviews - 16 | |
Summary:
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Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, CreatureFic, Drama, Fluff, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1004 Read Count: 192
[Report This] Published: 09/29/15 Updated: 09/29/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 10/01/15 Title: Chapter 1: lost in the woods

SQUEEEEE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A NEW ONE THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! Just what I needed after a rough day...

Poor Bill. How many animals have tried to eat him so far? :c But the ending was sweet, I love it when he falls asleep on Tom. X3

Also, I dunno why, but I lol'd so hard at "Kiss my ass, blondie." X3

Author's Response: holy shit, you\'re right! there was the evil cat sasha, the dog that lives next door, and now the big bad wolf! perhaps tiny bill should be a strictly indoor tinie!

Apartment Living by LucasRAWR       

Rated: G | Reviews - 5 | |
Summary: The attractive, tall, muscular brown-haired man across the street is simply irresistible to Bill... Now, he just needs to find out his name.

Non-famous apartment AU.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Romance
Main Pairing: Georg/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1413 Read Count: 101
[Report This] Published: 10/07/15 Updated: 10/08/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 10/09/15 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - The Text

For a first fanfiction, this is very well-written. And it's super cute, too. :)

Author's Response: Aw, thank you! I thought for my first TH fanfiction I\'d try something cute, hehe :D

The Plan by musique_style       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 6 | |
Summary:
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Georg has a crush his fellow music major, a handsome percussionist by the name of Gustav, but can't work up the nerve to speak to him. The twins have an idea that couldn't possibly go wrong. Gustav has some ideas of his own.

Georg is doomed.


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6057 Read Count: 70
[Report This] Published: 10/15/15 Updated: 10/15/15
Reviewer: CatzRuleMe Signed
Date: 10/16/15 Title: Chapter 1: Had A Little Help From My Friends

This isn't bad, it's actually quite hilarious. X3 I always thought we needed some more Georg/Gustav action around here, so this is actually very much appreciated! :D