Penname: Static-Age-Musician-9828 [Contact]
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Member Since: 12/23/09
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I'm 18, and I am quite surprised that I found Tokio Hotel actually. My friend found this site for me and I have always felt awkward writing about four guys I will never meet. I think it might be creepy.


I have a special bear that I had made when I got accepted into college named Tomi. He has a red hat that is slung sideways over one brown eye. He now also has a pair of sunglasses and a scarf.

My hope is that someday I'll get Tom to sign it. XD

Fantasies of a nerd, I suppose.

Random Info

-I am studying Spanish in college.
-I love socks.
-I collect sock monkeys.
-I have an obsession with naming things.
-The inside of anyone's elbow (especially Bill's) creeps me out)
-My favorite color is purangeen.
-I cry a lot... mostly from laughter.
-I am a vegetarian. Almost six years strong.

HTKDMLA is on hiatus. Obviously. I am sorry D:




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Summary: Adelaide (Jersey) Taft moved from America to Germany after her mom's death.
She has a hearing disability that she hides from her new friends.
But what will they think of her when they find out?
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Minor Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18162 Read Count: 3770
[Report This] Published: 09/30/09 Updated: 11/02/10
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 05/03/10 Title: Chapter 12: Saturday

This is such a cute story. And I'm so glad that SOMEONE in this world who isn't 87 has to wear hearing aids too. This story makes me feel like I'm not a freak! keep up the amazing work! update again soon!!

Crush by trahshukry Rated: G [Reviews - 2] | |
Summary: You know that it's just a crush, not more than that, but it's ain't going away anyway...

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Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Song Fic
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Series: music and lyrics
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2961 Read Count: 190
[Report This] Published: 10/20/09 Updated: 10/20/09
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 06/24/10 Title: Chapter 1: am i crazy or falling in love

It's really sort of sweet. But also really sad at the same time. I liked it because it was true.

Really nicely done. :D

Author's Response: oh wow.. its been ages since i\'ve been on THF... thank you so much for the review!!! yeah, it kinda pained me writing this... T___T

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Bill Kaulitz just had surgery on his vocal chords to remove a cyst that threatens to ruin his band Tokio Hotel forever. But luckily the surgery goes well. All he has to do is not talk.

For a whole month.

It's not something he wants to do, but if it means Tokio Hotel will go on then he's willing.

All he's got is a little diary in which to record his thoughts. He records in it lyrics, poems, thoughts and his encounters with a deaf girl named Morgan who is also in the hospital.

Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Major Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1491 Read Count: 286
[Report This] Published: 02/12/10 Updated: 05/02/10
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 04/18/10 Title: Chapter 1: March 31, 2008

This is really neat. I like the way it's written. I've never read a story that involves someone deaf like me! Can't wait for you to continue! Update soon!! ^^

The Blind Side by ells445 Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 123] | |
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Amazing banner done by Roxi thank you so much!

Bill is a spoilt rotten teenager who grew with ever thing he could ever want as he parents frequently forgot about him. Now having to move from Germany to Australia the other part of the world, Bill meets Tom and amazing artist but large problem. can Bill help him? without falling for Tom?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abandoned Story, Adult Content, Humiliation, On Hiatus, OOC, Violence, WIP
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36702 Read Count: 9425
[Report This] Published: 04/05/10 Updated: 12/20/10
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 11/14/10 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Thank you, thank you, thank you!! This was such a welcome distraction from studying for finals that I nearly fell out of my chair to see it updated!! I feel so sad about Tom, that his Grandfather is sick, but on the whole, I was happy because Jessica got what she deserved. :D I really hope that everything works out. However, I have one question. If Tom is blind, how can he read text messages? I don't mean to sound picky but I really wonder. Or maybe you already explained that and I forgot... O_O ANYWAY! Thank you for updating and I can't wait to read more~!

[My most favoritest person is probably Tom

Author's Response: YOUR WELCOMEEE!!! XD I will update as soon as i can and i am glad i could help you be distracted but still study hard and dooo well!!! ;). Yeah it\'s about time Jessica went home and Tom can read text message\'s because he has brail on them...I did say in a couple chapters before but down worry even i forgot what i have written O.O!! More will coming your way thanks for the sweet review!!! :D \r\n\r\nTom rockssss XD

Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 05/04/10 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Wow, this is simply cute! i love how Tom is so...sweet! I could never imagine the real Tom being this way, but it's sure nice to dream!

I hope that Jessica and her creepy friends will just leave! I don't like her, she's so...demanding!

You write so well, it's very good. Just a few minor errors, but hey, who cares?

Update soon!!! :D Please?

Author's Response: Thanks for the review :D I haven\'t updated in a while but the next update should be up in a couple of hours hopefully :) I like writing my Tom\'s differently from the way the would usually act :P. \r\n\r\nAs for the errors i have the best beta so they shouldn\'t be any but if there is there only small or minor. \r\n

Every Word by Synnie Rated: G [Reviews - 64] | |
Summary:


A young couple go furniture shopping, and deep in an antique dresser, they find letters from long ago between two men, one named Bill and one named Tom.


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Period Piece, Romance, Song Fic, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5695 Read Count: 1387
[Report This] Published: 04/19/10 Updated: 08/25/10
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 04/19/10 Title: Chapter 1: Every Word In Your Letter

AWW! *raises hand high* I cried!

This is so sweet! So well written. I love how every letter ended with my favorite line from "Last Night On Earth"... Amazing!
really great!!!

Author's Response: I wasn\'t sure if I over used the Green Day line, but it was a perfect letter ending, so yeah ^^ I\'m glad you liked it

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Banner by: Static-Age-Musician-9828

In 1997, a girl goes to stay with a pair of twins. She meets them and bonds with them for a week.

In 1998, the girl moves to The US. She cries and clings to them, promising to never forget them.

In 2010, the girl is a graphic designer in New York City. She runs into a pair of twins. The same twins she never forgot.
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: Tom/OFC
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1628 Read Count: 149
[Report This] Published: 04/23/10 Updated: 05/12/10
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 05/12/10 Title: Chapter 2: Stuffed Puppies and Scary Dreams

AWWW I want Tomi!!! XD and not my bear either. This is adorable. Other than grammatical errors (duh) this was such a good chapter!

Update soon!! :D

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'ll try hard to fix that next chapter! okay? ^^ Danke!

Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 04/24/10 Title: Chapter 1: Arriving and Fruit Punch

I like how Bill acts, it's simply adorable! You know, as I never fail to remind you, to proofread what you type. Little errors can be caught! Can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Thanks! And I know! :) Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: Past Featured Story
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When her boyfriend dumps her,
Anna out of uncharacteristic fury throws his anniversary gift
that by a cruel twist of fate dents Tom Kaulitz' car.
As a poor college student with no money,
she is forced to spend 25 days with him as his servant to pay off her debts.
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Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 85795 Read Count: 102787
[Report This] Published: 05/01/10 Updated: 12/20/11
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 07/26/10 Title: Chapter 1: car trouble

That is probably on of THE best stories I have ever read. I love how mean Tom is. It makes it that much more realistic!

I commend you for the amazing grit Anna has. She is my hero!!

:D I can't wait for the next chapter!!

Author's Response: wow I am absolutely blushing at your wonderful review!! Thank you so much I am glad that you appreciate toms dbaggery.. Ha. Thanks again!!!

My Immortal by Humanoid 483 Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 108] | |
Summary:

 

Billson Spike Jumbie Trumper was just an ordinary supermodel rockstar... until one day- some stuff happened and his fabulous life got a whole lot more dramatic.

'My Immortal'- the worst fanfiction ever followed an astonishingly beautiful vampire girl through an improbable yet heart-stabbingly suspenseful sequence of time. So what could make this epic tale any better? Billson Spike Jumbie Trumper and his shenanigans! That's what!

This is a parody of My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie and follows the original plot quite closely. If you liked that, then you'll like this. It's the funny version of her terrible fanfic ^.^ 


Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: My Funnies xD, My Multichaps
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4496 Read Count: 858
[Report This] Published: 05/02/10 Updated: 08/18/10
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 05/03/10 Title: Chapter 1: 1. Seductive

"AN: IF I DON'T GET AT LEAST TWELVE THOUSAND REVIEWS I'M NEVER UPDATING AGAIN! OKAY FINE. 20 REVIEWS THEN." That is my favorite line in the whole world. I so wish Icould use that in my stories!
And of course, Shalom is great too.

Author's Response: Lol, very Tara-esque ^.^

Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 05/03/10 Title: Chapter 1: 1. Seductive

Oh my dear god, this is qute possible THE funniest thing I have ever had the misfortune to stumble upon! But thank god I did! Thank you for all of the clever, hilarious bits of wisdom you put in! This is amazing!

Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 05/05/10 Title: Chapter 3: 3: Pop Culture

I love the line about Perez Hilton, because I so absolutely hate him! O_o Anyway, my friend and I made Tom's middle name be "effing" as in "Tom Effing Kaulitz" because we thought it was funny, so that's what I would make it... you DID ask for suggestions. I love this. Keep up the good work! I admire you for this. It's genius!

Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 05/27/10 Title: Chapter 4: 4. The boy of many names

Oh my goodness gracious. I think you made me NOT fear twincest now. :D

I loved the line with the "charged like a Roman Calvary". I laughed for close to two minutes. Also the pimpmobile never fails to amuse me.

Thanks for another hysterical chapter! Good work and now you can focus on finals! XD

Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 06/07/10 Title: Chapter 5: 5. Pedojost and marinades

Oh MY! This is fabulous~! many Bill emoticons to you :D I am kind of lost now because this is where I had to stop reading in the real version! Just kidding, I still like it. I love the line about Jost being "pedoish" Is that even a word?

You don't even KNOW! I had a Dane Cook flashback, thank you for that most of all. You're doing an amazing job!!

"Please stay, Tomi." by mandi1 Rated: G [Reviews - 9] | |
Summary: One of them were ready to let go, the other was trying to hold the first one back.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Song Fic
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Major Character Death, Suicide
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1097 Read Count: 370
[Report This] Published: 05/25/10 Updated: 05/25/10
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 05/25/10 Title: Chapter 1: "Please stay, Tomi"

This was simply so sad. I like how the end came together, it was well written. Also thank you for the very last two lines of the song. I never knew them. Very nicely done.

Author's Response: Thank you, That\'s what I intended to do, so it\'s good it was sad.. :P \r\nYes, I think the two last lines are the ones that make the song so good, I love them. \r\n

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Bill danced to make men hard. Tom was one of the men affected by him. Who knew that a dance would turn into something SO much for the two men?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, PWP/Lemon, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Tom/OFC
Warnings: Adult Content, Heavy Kink, WIP
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10362 Read Count: 7663
[Report This] Published: 05/31/10 Updated: 06/18/10
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 06/09/10 Title: Chapter 1: The First Dance

To my dearest Squishy, whom I christened: Your writing style is fabulous, but I'm not quite sure I can read more than a few sentences! XD But in all, I hope Tom and Bill end up together.... they better or I am disowning you!

Stadium Lights by Ghostie Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 241] | |
Summary:
Tom and Bill are both from two different worlds in their high school. They're casual acquaintances at best, but find something as mundane as a common disinterest in football bringing them closer.



And as Tom learns more about Bill's world, he can't help but reevaluate his own.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Natalie Franz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Fluff, High School, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Drug Use
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40652 Read Count: 13356
[Report This] Published: 06/25/10 Updated: 09/11/10
Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 08/13/10 Title: Chapter 8: Stadium Lights: 8

Thank you so much for this story! I look forward to it every Friday (or Saturday for that matter) and it always makes me smile a little despite the sad parts. I always forget it's Friday until I see it updated and I just freak out!!

I love how you keep your promise of Friday updates and the consistency of the characters and the quality of the writing! I just adore all of it.

I liked this chapter, except Gustav and Georg's attitude...

Thank you so much for a really great story and I can't wait for next Friday, my last Friday at home! Double the excitement! Keep up the awesome work!!! :D

Author's Response: You\'re very welcome, I\'m happy that you are enjoying the story so far <3! The regular updates are for me as much as they are for you, because they keep me plotting which keeps me writing. Thank you very much and I hope you will enjoy the next chapter just as well!

Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 08/27/10 Title: Chapter 9: Stadium Lights: 9

I liked the way you completely shuffled the "direction" of the story like that. I really love this story a lot.

I'm glad you got over your block. It's incredible you had a block the day before you post an amazing chapter. You have to be one of the most talented people I have ever heard of. :D

Thanks for a great chapter! Can't wait for the next one!

Author's Response: Thank you very much! The best way to get over a block is completely switch your direction and rethink the plot, which is probably why the story ended up taking the path it did. I\'m happy you enjoyed the chapter and can\'t wait to bring you the next one!

Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 09/06/10 Title: Chapter 10: Stadium Lights: 10

NOOO this can't be the end!!! :D Thank you for an amazing story. I am waiting for the epilogue with bated breath!! :D

Amazing work. Amazing ending. Simply... amazing!! Thank you times a million!

Author's Response: Thank you very much, I\'m happy that you enjoyed the story!

Reviewer: Static-Age-Musician-9828 Signed
Date: 09/11/10 Title: Chapter 11: Stadium Lights: epilogue

YAY!!

I'm so glad it ended well for both of them! Thank you for a really amazing story with a really amazing plot. Bill may admire Tom, but I really admire your ability to write so honestly about such a sad topic and make it so realistic! And then end it happily.

I wish you luck on any future story you may write! :D

Author's Response: Thank you very much, and I\'m very happy that you enjoyed the story! :)