Penname: RealityUnknowN [Contact]
Real name: Hayley
Member Since: 03/06/09
Membership status: Gold Member
Bio:

I've come to the decision that while I love Tokio Hotel to death and have had such a wonderful time, I am going to be... not leaving, because I could never really leave. I'm just going to stop posting here. I may or may not continue to write TH fiction but for the most part I will not be in this fandom anymore.


Thank you for all of the wonderful fiction, the great people I've met and blah blah, you know.


On the off chance that anyone wants a copy of the stories I'll be taking down, send me an email or something and I'll give them to you.


--RealityUnknowN.


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Akin by Majestrix       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 23 | |
Summary: Bill always takes care of Tom when he's sick, even if he won't do it himself. In the same continuum as Almost, Always, and Aware.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3164 Read Count: 2573
[Report This] Published: 12/03/07 Updated: 12/03/07
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 03/07/09 Title: Chapter 1: In Die Nacht

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww that was cute :D yay, fluffiness.

Mirror Image by Saltywench       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 761 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story
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Georg is having a nervous breakdown because all hell has broken loose on the bus...The boys think Bill is bonkers, but thats only because he hasn't told them about the ghost... Tom has become Bill's lover and is so terrified of losing Bill he's willing to follow him into madness...The G's are desperately in love. If only Gustav knew it...
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreja Pejic, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Paranormal, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Georg/Bill, Gustav/Georg, Gustav/Tom, Tom/Bill, Tom/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Bondage, Drug Use, Heavy Kink, Incest, WIP
Chapters: 87 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 697898 Read Count: 73393
[Report This] Published: 06/18/08 Updated: 05/05/13
Reviewer: RealityUnknowN Signed
Date: 06/05/12 Title: Chapter 85: Chapter 85. Kinderpsychiatrie.

I've actually pretty much left the fandom now but I got the email that you had updated and fucking ran to my computer and logged into THF for like the first time in a month and a half. This is my favourite fic of all fics ever. Basically.

I completely forgot to comment on the last chapter even though I reminded myself to, like twice, but now I shall comment on both in one.

I was actually incoherent for the first few minutes after reading this. Dear fucking God, HOW DO YOU DO IT? HOW. I CAN'T. MY HEAD. Fucking flawless as always. Goddammit, I am so confused. I mean, I get it but Christ.

People are communicating and shit is happening and they are finally in the fucking lodge where they should have been ages ago, dear God, I am actually fretting over fictional characters what is wrong with my brain.

I was actually more than a little freaked out by the woman with the oatmeal, I have to say. I'm really hoping that was a hallucination. (An insightful hallucination, nevertheless).

Abby and Jacie make me insane. I adore reading about them together but I want to fucking slap them both upside the head. And then cuddle them both. 

Ossie and Wyne are my favourites. Seriously. I absolutely adore them.(I lost my shit at the Marvin Martian tramp stamp line. You write the best last lines. The best). Ruby is getting around, huh? It's actually really hurting my head. I really love the interactions between Jacie and Ruby.

Holy mother of God, we got some more explanations about what the hell Ruby is. THANK YOU. I AM A LITTLE LESS CONFUSED NOW. But not really. Ow.

I absolutely adored this chapter. Jacie and Abby and Ruby and everyone it hurts my head but it was so good and so funny and Tom. Oh, poor Tom. I was genuinely getting freaked out for Bill. My eyes were widening at the scene with the doll--like, holy shit, he's about to lose it, isn't he? Poor Bill. I just want to hug them all to my chest.

Poor Gustav. Poor boys. (And I know they were only introduced this chapter but I really am getting fond of Kai and Kanin).

I had to go back and read the part with Georg and the truth and fact thing like four times. Ow. My brain. What. I am obviously not as intelligent as I thought.

Everything is sort of going to shit but getting better slowly and I can't wait to see what happens next.

Also, sporks. I loved that line...which side of the plate would a spork go on, anyway? Oh dear, this is going to irritate me all afternoon.



Author's Response: It means a lot to me that you keep reading this even though the band is waning on you right now. Thank you so much for letting me know you still care about the story and are following it to see what happens next. I like Ossie and Wynne too. It would never occur to them that someone might not believe in ghosts. Since they\'re real, belief doesn\'t even inter into it, LOL Ruby needs to spend some time just relaxing and being what she is.

Bill Kaulitz is Undead and Unhinged by turkish3       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 25 | |
Summary: Bill's got something in the oven.
Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Humor, Mpreg, Paranormal, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/Bushido, Tom/Bill, Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Heavy Kink, Light Kink, Violence
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13266 Read Count: 1253
[Report This] Published: 07/14/08 Updated: 04/05/09
Reviewer: RealityUnknowN Signed
Date: 04/18/10 Title: Chapter 2: What just happened?

*looks frantically around for the next button* Where? Where is it? WHERE?!

This is so good. SO GOOD. No seriously. I almost cried when I saw there was no more. Okay, I didn't actually cry but I was deeply saddened.

Please tell me you'll write more. Please? This is just brilliant. Totally and utterly. So brilliant had to write this review over and over to get it to make sense. You have left me gobsmacked at your brlliance. Seriously.

*happy sigh* So good. Have I said that already?

Deuces Are Wild by Lazurline       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 287 | |
Summary:
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Tom finds out he has a twin...who'll be attending his college this fall. Too bad he's meeting him sooner than expected, and in a real crazy way.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Warnings: Adult Content, Heavy Kink, Incest, OOC, Violence
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 45936 Read Count: 26742

[Report This] Published: 07/16/08 Updated: 04/05/10
Reviewer: RealityUnknowN Signed
Date: 12/12/09 Title: Chapter 12: .L is for Lewd, Lusty, & Lick

*sighs dreamily* I want to marry you... or maybe just your brain and the rest of you can come as a bonus!

... I'm sorry... I think I had a moment there...

But anywhore... I think I'm in love! (apart from the billshido... which i happen to kind like as a pairing but a hate it when he goes all non-con on bill's ass)

I love the finishing each others sentences bit and I swear, the dream about the chicken and the mariachi band and the sock goblins all made me laugh my ass off... that's totally something that I'd do...

Oh and the 'Read Set Go!' track scene= brilliance! Sheer brilliance!

And I'm glad I got to wake up and fins this! (a good thing too seeing as how it was the cleansing twc water that purified my brain of the horrible, cliched het-y story line that my sub-conscious made me dream--I swear I woke up in a cold sweat, squee-ing in horror!)

Okies, my inane chatter is done...

You've made me awwww! giggle like the fangirl I am, want to bang my had against the wall in angst (but in a good way), made me feel slightly homicidal (bushido and sarah gotta go! *eyes glint maniacally*) and most importantly fall off my chair laughing at the sheer hilarity that is you...

And for the record... The sock goblin has struck again... I swear to god i CANNOT find my left sock ANYWHERE!

I love this, I love you and I can't wait for another update!

Reviewer: RealityUnknowN Signed
Date: 04/05/10 Title: Chapter 13: .D is for Dead

*sigh* ...So, this is it, huh? *sniffle* I promised myself I wouldn't cry... oh fuck it *wailssob*

You have no idea how much I love this story. NO IDEA. Or maybe you do and those capitalized letters were unnecessary. But oh well.

I was hooked from the second I read the first paragraph and this shall forever be implanted in my mind. Forever. (Having a semi photographic memory helps)

...I gotta say though, when I read the word slide show I cringed. I was like 'Oh god, she gonna do it, isn't she? Noes!' *sigh* I hate it when I'm right.

But oh well. So, I loved the story. I loved the interaction. I love that every single story I've read of yours has Ian in it (he's like the dream OMC... I love him. So, so much)...But I'm sad it's over now. I screamed so loud when I saw it on the recent page. But then realized it was an ending chapter... *sigh*

As for the epilogue. Well... I'm partial to this ending but I wouldn't mind an extra bit of fluffiness... *smile* (wink, wink nudge, nudge)

Author's Response: Ian: YES! SOMEONE LOVES ME!!! Faust: :sighs: It\'s cause I\'m blonde...

\r\nThanks so much!!! It\'s okay to cry, I did too! I\'m thinking about the epilogue, but crap, I\'m out of letters -.- but maybe I might add some fluffliness!

Gustav... and a sponge. by Alvasonda       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 24 | |
Summary: Gustav is smelly. Good thing sponges were invented.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gustav Schafer
Genre: PWP/Lemon
Main Pairing: Gustav/Self
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 736 Read Count: 588
[Report This] Published: 08/12/08 Updated: 08/12/08
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 07/10/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*topples over laughing* oh god, no matter how many times i read this, it never stops being amazing! ...Gustav...Sponge...together they make the mighty... SPONGSTAV!... A match made in heaven *nods* *laughs at own stupidity* okay i'mma stop being a tool now and click submit.

Author's Response: Hahahaha xD That made me cheer up from that melancholic mood I was in. THANK YOU! :D

Summary: Tom had a past that he wasn't willing to share. Bill had a purpose that he knew he had to fulfill. Enigma and the beautiful boy show that even people from different worlds aren't that different. Everyone's looking for love. (Correlates with You're My Favorite)
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, High School, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abandoned Story, Abuse, Adult Content, BDSM, Blood, Bondage, Discriminatory Language, Drug Use, Food Play, Heavy Kink, Humiliation, Non-Con/Rape, OOC, Pedophilia, Self-Harm, Slavery, Torture, Under-Age Erotica, Violence, Voyeurism, Water Sport
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23212 Read Count: 5549
[Report This] Published: 10/12/08 Updated: 03/09/14
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 03/13/09 Title: Chapter 13: An Angel's Satisfaction

hehehehe yay! god i haven't read this in so long! gah, it's just amazing as usual yayay sooshi! wow... i think i just got high off this story... i'm feeling all mellow...

Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 04/10/09 Title: Chapter 13: An Angel's Satisfaction

stare. stare. stare. stare. blink. *grin* yay! *sigh* luv luv luv luv this! *dances* wait, have i already reviewed on this chapter? i might have... but anyways i review again. yay me likey can't wait for more!

The Haunting by kailey_khaosx       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 115 | |
Summary:
Tom has never given any thought about the old apartment building across town that no one ever stayed in, until he’s kicked out of his house and it happens to be the only place he can afford. But soon after, he gets a frightening surprise when he finds out the real reason why people rarely stay, and that someone… or something is already inhabiting his new home.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Horror, Paranormal, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Drug Use, WIP
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11981 Read Count: 3478
[Report This] Published: 11/01/08 Updated: 05/24/09
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 05/24/09 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 09

dude... this is epic. nothing but. so epic.
*g* you make me squee! *dances around* i love that scene! the descriptions were amazing! just breathtaking-- and literally too, i was actually holding my breath! *bows down* i am not worthy!
one of the best ghost fics i've read, ever! and i've read heaps of 'em srsly!
...epic...

Author's Response: Omg thank you so much! x3

The Beauty Project (Model Behaviour) by xJamx       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 213 | |
Summary:
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*Previously known as "Always Know Where You Are"*
Norma is 17 and needs the two perfect models for her art project if she's gonna get the scholarship she needs to get into the most prestigious Art Collage in the country. She needs two people who perfectly embody the word "beautiful"

Enter Bill Kaulitz and Tom Trumper.

Bill is an 18 year old who's been dragged across the country to stay with his Auntie and evil spawn of Satan cousin.

Tom's an 18 year old who has been unceremoniously uprooted from his life in Germany into a country with a language he barley speaks.

Lets hope they can help each other out.

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Horrible banner by me :P

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gordon Trumper, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Humor, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Humiliation, Violence
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 37223 Read Count: 8745
[Report This] Published: 11/13/08 Updated: 06/24/09
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 04/18/09 Title: Chapter 22: Super Cool Gay Maker Ninja Filler

oh god, i seriously burst out laughing wheh i read "the promo of homo"
gah! i love this so much! i can't wait for more!

Scar Tissue by Chayenne7       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 1434 | |
Summary: Past Featured StoryIn a world where marriage is nothing more than a business agreement Bill and Tom are forced to get married. Bill soon finds out that Tom is carrying the wounds of a horrible trauma on his soul. Can you heal someone who has already bled out? Can you give meaning to a life which has lost all meaning? Banner made by the amazing tickeey. Thanks babe :)


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Gustav/Georg , Tom/OMC
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Minor Character Death, Violence
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 108343 Read Count: 114821
[Report This] Published: 11/25/08 Updated: 06/08/09
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 05/19/09 Title: Chapter 26: End Game

GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL BAD CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so many exclamation points...

oh that was a mean ending!

oh a brighter note... oh my god, how awe-inspiring are you!
i swear, i was turning blue from holfing my breath during the last chapter. i cried my eyes out at "death". i am scarred. and the chapter after, oh i cried so much.

Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 05/19/09 Title: Chapter 26: End Game

oh crap i cut myself off, so now i shall continue...

i cried so much. God, this is so breath taking.
i can't believe i haven't read this before now! i kept passing this by and it wasn't until i read SCN11B by ghostie and s/he was raving about your story, i clicked and ...wow...just...wow...speechless... no wonder you got featured!
i can't wait for more and now i'm going to curse you uhnder my breath ands wait (not so)patiently for an update... byee!

Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 05/23/09 Title: Chapter 27: Intermezzo III

*scowl* that was mean. extremely mean. so mean it was just... MEAN!

okay imma done saying mean now... MEAN... oops, slipped out...
anyhoo, wow. just wow. i released a squeal of joy when i saw this was updated. really, i did. that is how epic this is and how much i love it. the writing is just beautiful...if it wasn't featured already i would be barrelling over to the feature a fic page and typing until my fingers fell off. really.
and so, you leave us with a cliffhanger. i hate them, but i'll get over it. i just can't wait until the next chapter. i shall be sitting here, holding my breath until it is on the recent page.*nods* beautiful as always...yay.

Video Honey by RetteLeana       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 28 | |
Summary: Bill wants to send someone a sexy video for Christmas. Too bad the whole world gets the link.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor, PWP/Lemon, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Bill/Self, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing, Light Kink, Voyeurism
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1179 Read Count: 1131
[Report This] Published: 12/11/08 Updated: 12/11/08
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 05/26/09 Title: Chapter 1: Video Honey

O.O

... oh my --*dies*

*reutnrs from the dead*

HOLY FUCK! anyone got a bucket??? i shall be imagining this for days and days to come... HA come...
*content sigh* i love this and everything you write.. i swear... *dirty grin* yay for all pervert kind!

The Waiting Room by PixieGirl       

Rated: R | Reviews - 262 | |
Summary: After eight years of what he thought to be pointless therapy Tom is about to find out that maybe his savior isn't the doctor, but his doctor's beautiful son who keeps forgetting his keys at home.
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Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gordon Trumper, Jörg, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Minor Character Death, Non-Con/Rape, Violence
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27120 Read Count: 22405
[Report This] Published: 12/27/08 Updated: 08/29/09
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 05/02/09 Title: Chapter 2: Broken

Wow... i've kept on passing this by on the recent page for ages but i'm really glad i clicked on it today!

Gah! this is awesome!!!!! i luv it ever so!
... poor tomi *sad face*
...
damn wordpad! i'm doing an assignment with it now and it's a sonovabitch! *scowls at open wordpad document* stupid cheap piece of crap...
i understand your plight *nods*
any-hoo, this is just amazing *nods*
*favs* yay yay

Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 05/02/09 Title: Chapter 11: Memories

OH GOTT NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob*
u noe, i should be doing my assignment, not reading this... but i can't stop... and now there no more to read *tear* oh well...
*rereads end notea agen*
*gasp* one more???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*sob*
you're gonna do some evil aren't you??
i noe u are...
gah just don't kill anyone... please! *gets on kness and begs* don't kill anyone!

7 Days and Nights by xJellyRollx       

Rated: R | Reviews - 1618 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story
Tom: The popular playboy in his expensive Private School who likes to break hearts as if they're made of cheap plastic.
Bill: A fiercely dramatic teen who enjoys leaving red handprint marks on Tom's cheek for hitting on him 24/7. Who needs a dread head when you've got a hot, blonde best friend to crush on?
When the annual Seven Dates Auction comes around, Tom sees this as the perfect chance to win over the beautiful prettyboy.
Wish him luck, Seven days never seemed so damn long.


Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Bill/Andreas, Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 78366 Read Count: 91063
[Report This] Published: 12/31/08 Updated: 10/03/09
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 03/22/09 Title: Chapter 10: Annoying Radios and Security Scams

... OMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breathing through clenched fist, trying not to hyperventilate*
NOOOOOOOOOOO BILLA NOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!!
*faint*

*gets back up* i'm okay... jesus are u trying to give us heart attacks????

*deep breath* ima ok

so anyways, despite the panic attack i really did enjoy this and btw... BILL'S HAVING A GOOD OL' RANT AND IS NOW IN THE SHIT CUZ OF SOME BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
*gasp of air* and yeah, I still love it.
I never want them to do a song with Marilyn Manson... ever... but i'll pay through the nose to see them do a song with Paramore or the academy is...
yep... Self Control by Raiju anyone???

Author's Response: NOOOO! *Gives you electric shocks* DON\'T DIE ON ME! o.o Gahh. Bill is a pro at bitchy rants. So cute :) The Academy Is+Tokio Hotel=AWESOME! Ohh, Manson would just make everything freaky creepy ._.

Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 08/23/09 Title: Chapter 17: Garage Sales and Complimentary Headphones

GAH! *flails* NEIN! YOU LEAVE IT THERE! *collaspes*
...
I'm okay, i'm okay...
this chapter was by far, my favourite, this was just fucking brilliant, i loved the tom trying to jump scene, that was definitely the best bit...
*sigh* it's almost over... nein! *sob*
... OH GOD, PLEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE write a sequal, that would just be... ahhh, amazing *singing chorus of angels* *sigh* ... why yes, i am very excited about the new piercing... i fucking DIED when i saw the pic... and automatic=sheer brilliance... okay yeah, imma stop ranting now... byeee!
PS I'm going to sit here with baited breath for the laast chapter....

Author's Response: D: I had to do a Cliffy, MY MIND FORCED ME TO! This was your favorite? o.o I honestly thought I could\'ve done better, but I had no more time. I felt so bad for not updating for such a long time, and I have an OCD about updating ONLY on Saturdays ._. I love the piercing and the songs~

Reviewer: RealityUnknowN Signed
Date: 10/03/09 Title: Chapter 18: Paris Blues and New York Times

Two of my favourties story finish on the same day... oh, fate is such a sad, sadistic motherfucker...
though, on a random side note: I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT!!!!!! *collapses and sobs* *slamming fists on the ground* WHY? WHY? WHY? GODDAMNIT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*clamps jaw shut*

the entire time I was just going, "oh no... no no NO NO TOM KAULITZ DON'T YOU DARE! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS ON THAT PLANE!" but sadly, no luck... i think the alana bit made me puke in my mouth a little... but anyhoo... time for some nostalgia...
I remember the first time I saw this story... I had no idea who you were (now you're fucking famous), no idea how great this story was and unwitting clicked and stumbled across possibly one of the better fics of my entire time as a fanfic reader... in the beginning I was a little sceptical, but the utter hilarity of it all and the promise hidden behind your words drew me in and kept me crawling back every time. Congrats-- you should be extremely proud of this! I'm a little(extremely) sad this is over (i do believe on seeing it on the recent page I wailed an almighty NOOOOOO! after seeing the complete thingy) but still, I have the sequel to look forward too...
So, I've had my good ol' rant, now I'm going to go sob in a corner because the story is over, then get up, make myself some coffee and sit down in front of my laptop and not get up until you post the sequel... because I have the time to do so, pretty much no life and nothing else of importance that needs attending too...
*sigh* ah well, so long, farewell, adieu, thank you for this hiliarious, intriguing, joyus and brilliant journey, I can't wait to see what you produce next(sequel,sequel,sequel!)... *bows out*

Author's Response: Aww, honey. You\'re going to make ME cry, now D: I\'m seriously so touched that you said all that. The part about being a nobody, and now being famous...I don\'t think I\'m not THAT well known, yet x) I do, however, really enjoy your comments. They are amusing as hell, and I hope you\'ll accompany me to the sequel as well :)

Cleaner by xJellyRollx       

Rated: R | Reviews - 39 | |
Summary:
Since the September of 2008, 7 students have gone missing from the high school, not including the three found dead, hanging from electric lines
Did I mention Bill looked awful in red?
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Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Horror, Humor, Romance, Suspense, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Gore, Major Character Death, Torture, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1123 Read Count: 687
[Report This] Published: 01/03/09 Updated: 01/03/09
Reviewer: XRealityUnknownX Signed
Date: 06/28/09 Title: Chapter 1: Razor Red

*grin* I love it when you write sadisticcrazy!Bill... This is great!
Gah, i'm so twisted, but anyways... yay... oh please wrire more of this nature, i simply adore you Billa/Tomi blood oneshot *g* *billflutterclap*

Author's Response: yay! thankies :) I love crazy Tomi and Billa too, but I have SO much junk planned and I don\'t have time to write it D: don\'t worry, I\'ll try to soon!