Penname: Bitter Humour [Contact]
Real name: Sam
Member Since: 10/10/08
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Having the time of my life growing up and finding myself (:
Pretty positive about life, though I am surrounded by horrifying negativity. I love using big words around dumb people so that I can feel smart.
I appreciate the small things in life, but I want big things one day. Four walls are ovverrated, and I'm happiest on the highway. People fascinate me, sometimes I might seem like a stalker.
When I'm sad, I turn the world off. I have my moments where all I need is my music, because there is nothing more beautiful, but I am very picky when it comes to what I listen to, I am one of those people who needs music to spill their soul for them (:
Sixteen years of being alive and I so enjoy being me :D I'm very confident, but I have my doubts in weaker moments. I'm cocky, ignorant and very loud, I'm all about GIRL POWER (: I love dressing up, but I feel awkward being dolled up in public, because of sixteen years of refusing to put on a dress, now I love them.
Single, but not available. My heart was stolen at the age of 11, and he might not be in my life anmore, but I don't want my heart back, it's a beeautiful kind of pain that I will feel for a long, long time.
Don't like seeing couples, or people getting back together with their exes, sigh :( .. Very picky when it comes to boys, I'm a rocker chick :p I don't plan on compromising for anyone, and I have to be respected because we are aurrounded by only skirt-chasers.
Hihihihi :)
Artisitc .... Music, pastels, drawing, writing ... Not so much painting. Useless in the kitchen, I've given up on that. Also very lazy, I like food that you can just take out of the fridge.
I like riding on the back of a scooter without a helmet on, I want to feel alive as much as possible. I want to make life memorable while being surrounded by people who just want to make it liveable. I feel like a birdy, but my thoughts keep me all happpyyyy :)

Not very talkative, depending who you are. I don't make New Years resolutions, I wish on stars, moons, eyelashes, grapes, wishbones, and I always wish for the same things.
I watch Barbie, I hate musicals, and horror movies have a lasting effect. I curse a lot, I take hours to get reasy, and I like to sleep late.

Maybe someday someone can accept aaaallll that :D
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Summary: After moving cities, Tom settles in at his new school, until his life gets unsettled and his emotions fly everywhere when he meets the lonely paraplegic in a wheelchair, Bill.
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Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Heavy Kink, Humiliation, On Hiatus, WIP
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 62800 Read Count: 21256
[Report This] Published: 04/17/08 Updated: 01/02/10
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 01/16/09 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: "You’re the first guy I actually thought of touching, Bill.”

I really like this story ^_^
You guys are really good. I just wish those idiots would die >.

Missing Socks by ImUrGirl Rated: PG [Reviews - 8] | |
Summary: Typical Bill.
Categories: General
Characters: None
Genre: Drabble - LOCKED
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Series: One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 106 Read Count: 200
[Report This] Published: 05/14/08 Updated: 05/14/08
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 10/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LMAO! I loved it!

Mannequin by Buyyouadrank Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 548] | |
Summary: Legend has it that the mannequin comes to life every eighteen years and must find true love to stay human. Tom, 18, crosses paths with the mannequin when it comes alive and he agrees to help the mannequin find its true love. But sometimes, what you're looking for is closer than you think.


Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Gordon Trumper, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24738 Read Count: 27908
[Report This] Published: 06/19/08 Updated: 10/05/08
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 04/18/09 Title: Chapter 10: Epilogue; The Empty Window

Awwwww :)
I loved this ^_^

Don't Go by VampSenn Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 7] | |
Summary: Don't Go Banner

Bill just wanted him to return the love...
Categories: General, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drabble - LOCKED, Drama, Horror, Twincest
Main Pairing: None, Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Major Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 519 Read Count: 165
[Report This] Published: 06/26/08 Updated: 06/26/08
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 10/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Don't Go

Oh my goodness this was amazing, sad, but amazing!

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I have no idea where I get my craziness ideas, but they come.\r\n\r\nIf you\'re bored, bitte go check out my other stories! Thank you for reviewing!\r\n\r\n---xXSennenXx

Androgyny by defier_o_g Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 136] | |
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Bill turns into a girl. Tom gets confused.
Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26047 Read Count: 12219
[Report This] Published: 07/06/08 Updated: 01/03/09
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 12/28/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Lolz, I love it, it's so sweet! ^.^ I hope you update soon!

Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 12/30/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Hahahaha, missing... Good one xD
Update soon!!!! =]

Summary: Image and video hosting by TinyPic


Bill Kaulitz can see and talk to ghosts, but what happens when he falls in love with one?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Fluff, Paranormal, Romance, Sci-Fi
Main Pairing: Bill/Andreas, Tom/Bill, Tom/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Major Character Death, Non-Con/Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10544 Read Count: 4434
[Report This] Published: 11/01/08 Updated: 02/16/09
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 11/13/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Omg omg, please please update soon, I love this story and I JUST started reading! I'm so sad that there aren't more chapters yet =[
Great job

Author's Response: Aaw, thank you ^_^

Summary: Bill Kaulitz

Do you ever get that feeling? You know...when your dreams seem intoxicating, as if they're real. As if dream world comes into play when you least expect it? And you wonder if that dream could possibly be reality? Could this all be happening?
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Fluff, Romance
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7208 Read Count: 426
[Report This] Published: 11/27/08 Updated: 12/06/08
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 11/30/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Ah ha!~ I found you!! =] =] I'm glad to see you here, welcome!

Author's Response: Sam! xD\r\nHallo!

Jonas Hotel by umhiimRawr Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 43] | |
Summary: Bill isn't going to deny it: he wants Nick Jonas. He doesn't just want him, he needs him. Maybe even loves him.
Nick has a little secret that Bill could never know. Bill never would have needed to find out either, if Nick hadn't fallen for him so bad. It started off as a drunken one-night stand; how did it end up like this?

Meanwhile, Joe Jonas wants sex. Tom Kaulitz always wants sex. They meet, share a drink, and Joe gets his wish granted.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Male Celebrity, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Crossover, Fluff, Humor
Main Pairing: Bill/Male Celebrity , Tom/Male Celebrity
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, BDSM, Drug Use, Light Kink, OOC, Pedophilia, Spanking, Under-Age Erotica
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5202 Read Count: 1616
[Report This] Published: 11/29/08 Updated: 12/09/08
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 11/29/08 Title: Chapter 1: Bill: Boy Meets Boy

HOMG! Please please please continue! I love it!

Brand New by xForgottenxChildx Rated: PG [Reviews - 14] | |
Summary: He’d forgotten how wonderful it is to be so in love with Tom.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Established Relationship, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1618 Read Count: 443
[Report This] Published: 12/09/08 Updated: 12/09/08
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 12/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: Brand New

I really liked this... It was really sweet.

It kinda makes you wish that someone felt that way about you... It makes me sad but I loved it =]

Author's Response: Thanks for your review! Glad you liked the story! And don\'t be sad - that\'s just the way I believe the twins are with each other...extremely loving and I think they really do feel for each other. They\'re special.

Reconvene? by MilesxofxHeart Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 10] | |
Summary:
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"Reconciliation requires changes of heart and spirit(...)"- Malcolm Fraser

Tom damaged Bill; he broke his heart and left him. Bill tries to forgive Tom.But, when Tom wants to get back together with Bill, Bill's emotions clash and quarrel. Is reconciliation out of the question?

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Light Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3035 Read Count: 458
[Report This] Published: 12/24/08 Updated: 01/25/09
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 01/16/09 Title: Chapter 2: Savior.

I really like this :]
I would love to read more of it

Author's Response: and you should do that. I don\'t see anything stopping you. ;] thank you for your review.

Summary: "ow" I muttered to my self mostly. I looked up surprised. I figured I walked into a motorcycle or something, not a fragile beautiful boy on a wheelchair.
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Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Blood, Drug Use, Humiliation, Light Kink, Non-Con/Rape, OOC, Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13771 Read Count: 2945
[Report This] Published: 12/29/08 Updated: 02/21/09
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 01/15/09 Title: Chapter 5: Awkward!

I really like this, I can't wait to read more ^_^
I feel sorry for Tom u.u
But it's AWESOME!

Author's Response: :D!\r\nthank you!\r\nwell next chapter is on its way!! \r\n:)\r\n<3

The Red Diary by TomKaulitzLuver101 Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 46] | |
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Bill finds Toms diary, wait Tom keeps a diary?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Twincest
Main Pairing: Bill/Self, Tom/Bill, Tom/Self
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Under-Age Erotica, Voyeurism
Series: Bill and Tom
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11455 Read Count: 6148
[Report This] Published: 01/14/09 Updated: 01/19/09
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 01/16/09 Title: Chapter 4: The Dream

Oh I looooovvee this! Please update soon!!!

Bill Can't Know by M_Star Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 7] | |
Summary: Bill isn't impressed when he finds out that Tom and Andreas have a relationship that doesn't include him, so Tom doed everything he can to try to make him feel better about it.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/Andreas
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3936 Read Count: 230
[Report This] Published: 03/10/09 Updated: 03/10/09
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 03/10/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww I liked this :)

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you did! =D

Beautiful by xJellyRollx Rated: R [Reviews - 52] | |
Summary:
Gummy Worms to Parking Lot Bashings.
Billa is quite sick.
Tomi's an average boyfriend; bad with words and even worse with appearances.
ONESHOT


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: None
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Gore, Minor Character Death, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3978 Read Count: 805
[Report This] Published: 04/12/09 Updated: 04/12/09
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 04/12/09 Title: Chapter 1: Anorexic Aqua

Woahh
I freaking loved this! :)

Author's Response: Thank you!

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World War II is all around Europe, but no one felt it quite as much as those deemed unfit by the Nazi regime. Concentration camps have been erected by Germany, orders of the Third Reich, Adolf Hitler. Some are cleverly disguised death camps, such as Auschwitz in Poland. Thousands were shipped there from all over. Wilhelm and Tomas are two such unfortunates.

Enter Josef Mengele.

WARNING: As a historian I refuse to sugarcoat this story. Anything described about the Holocaust shall be described in detail. If you are easily offended by anything to do with this travesty of history, I suggest you not read. Thank you.


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Jorg Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BotTom, Drama, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Period Piece
Main Pairing: Gustav/Bill, Tom/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Gore, Humiliation, Minor Character Death, On Hiatus, OOC, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7904 Read Count: 1267
[Report This] Published: 10/30/10 Updated: 09/01/11
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 12/04/10 Title: Chapter 4: Beginning to See

This is exactly my kind of story ^_^
I LOVE it!!

Author's Response: Thank you very much!!

Your My Forever by Fireflight Rated: NC17 [Reviews - 17] | |
Summary: Most teens have a rough life but when you live in a city of homophobic and religious townies 'Rough' may just be considered Hell. Especially when your expecting.

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Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Natalie Franz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Fluff, High School, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Discriminatory Language, Humiliation, Minor Character Death, Self-Harm, Violence, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8878 Read Count: 2081
[Report This] Published: 06/30/11 Updated: 01/04/13
Reviewer: Bitter Humour Signed
Date: 07/16/11 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - As if you tried.

-tracked-
I really like it :)

Author's Response: Awesome sauce! I\'m very glad you do! (: Thank you for the review! :D