Penname: kishmet [Contact]
Real name: Danielle
Member Since: 10/04/08
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Bio:
Heya, I'm Kish, and I go by Kish pretty much exclusively these days so yeah. Kish. I'm fond of noodles, grammar, chains with pants on them (wat), fairy tales, and Tokio Hotel. I tend to dislike stalkers*, deadlines, mornings, and the fact that I don't possess the ability to tesser.

*Here I mean the kinds of stalkers who harass and terrify our TH boys, not the kinds who draw pretty arts.

On a less interesting note, I'm twenty because I've decided to age backwards, American, and hopelessly lazy. I accept fic requests at all times, as long as the requester is willing to wait ten years for their story to be completed.

I am a fairly outgoing person in the most reclusive way possible, so if you haven't been put off by the weirdness contained in this bio, do feel free to friend me on LiveJournal or to toss an instant message my way. :D
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A Broken Hallelujah by Little Muse, Majestrix       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 1139 | |
Summary: Love is a broken hallelujah. But it is still a hallelujah.



Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Male Character, Saki, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Sci-Fi, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Bill/Bushido
Warnings: Adult Content, Major Character Death, Non-Con/Rape, Violence
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 125173 Read Count: 102977
[Report This] Published: 08/05/08 Updated: 10/12/09
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 08/24/09 Title: Chapter 35: Pentapolis In Flames

Wow. Every time I read a new chapter I'm awed again by you guys' ability to build a world that's complete in itself, and to convey intensely realistic emotion at the same time. I think, oddly enough, that my favorite part of this chapter was the scene with Gordon and Benjamin. I do hope they can find happiness with each other, after all they've both been through.

And as always, umetnica's illustration is stunning. Thank you for the warning not to scroll, because the impact of this one was definitely greater, seeing it at the appropriate time as I did. Incredible as usual, and I think I'll cry too, when this one is done. ;_; I love this universe.

The Ties That Bind by Little Muse, Majestrix       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 707 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story
They're only tight when you resist.

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Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/Bushido
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Drug Use, WIP
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 103669 Read Count: 59577
[Report This] Published: 01/10/09 Updated: 06/09/10
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 03/13/10 Title: Chapter 26: Phil

Ohhh my god, I was wondering whether there were twins in there when Bushido was thinking in one of the last chapters that Bill was getting bigger than most pregnant women! And then the whole situation with, ahem, Phil... oh dear. At least Bill and Bushido are doing a better job getting along now. ♥ I really love them in here. They're these two relatively ordinary guys, both just trying to do their best. Gah, this story can be so angsty, but it's also incredibly sweet. Love it.

Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 09/24/09 Title: Chapter 14: Closure

There aren't many authors who could convince me to read Billshido, particularly given the situation with Tom here. But you know what, I'm an avid reader of the pairing every time you guys update this fic. The tender, slightly hesitant dynamic between Bill and Bushido is lovely, and it's a bittersweet relief to see that Bill's gotten some closure on the Tom issue now.

In short, amazing as always!

Back To Our Roots by cynical_terror, Haylz, undrockroll       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 236 | |
Summary: Bill and Tom are going back to their roots.


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, BottomBill, First Time, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Sexual Content
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22560 Read Count: 25949
[Report This] Published: 03/09/09 Updated: 03/22/09
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 04/17/09 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I was saving this fic for the weekend so I could read it all in one go, and I'm glad I did, because there's no way I could've stopped.

The buildup of tension between them is incredible, and the whole scenario feels so realistic. On that note, I would melt all over the place if the puppies really turned out to be a gift from Tom to Bill, that's adorable. The resolution is very hot, of course, but that's to be expected from a talented trio like you guys!

Hope to see more tri-collabs in the future, because this was awesome.

A Universal Language by Misa Sugar       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 271 | |
Summary:
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When Tom helps a lost boy on the street, he isn't looking for a relationship. Particularly not with someone who is also male, is barely legal, doesn't speak English, and isn't even human.

But the decision is out of his hands, and he's going to have to find a way to make it work, or face a dire consequence. If his own prejudices don't hold him back, the communication barrier might, and they're just going to have to learn to communicate in a more universal language...


Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, PWP/Lemon, Romance, Sci-Fi, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, OOC
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9289 Read Count: 7928
[Report This] Published: 03/27/09 Updated: 04/29/10
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 08/29/09 Title: Chapter 5: An Impromptu Lesson

I just found this fic from the recent stories page, and I love it! Bill is so adorable and endearing, especially when he's asking for a kiss or enjoying Tom's touches. Can't wait for the next chapter. :)

Lavender Field by Abe       

Rated: R | Reviews - 592 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story
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Tom and his father have an estranged relationship, so Simone suggests Tom spend the summer at his cottage in the mountains to repair it.
Under the burning sun, Tom meets Bill, a captivating boy who lives life in ways Tom can't even imagine. Bill is exactly what Tom needs, what he fears, what he desires and what evokes a part of him that he's been struggling with his whole life. Venturing together through a sweltering summer, their past affects their future more than ever in the quest for acceptance.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Tom/Andreas , Tom/OFC
Warnings: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54035 Read Count: 26915
[Report This] Published: 04/11/09 Updated: 04/09/10
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 05/14/09 Title: Chapter 4: Paint it on My Heart

Ooh, I stumbled upon this story by accident, and I'm glad I did! I particularly loved the back story in this chapter, and now the cliffhanger is killing me! Can't wait for the next part. :)

Author's Response: Me too! Thank you. I had to give a little more insight as to why Tom acts and thinks the way he does now. I appreciate the review!

Fortune Favors by Vivacious       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 83 | |
Summary:
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Egypt was a country where the mysteries of the past coexisted with modern life. At least, that's what Tom's professor told the class when he announced the summer field trip. Now Tom finds himself confronting a mystery that followed him out of the desert and into his life.
Categories: General, Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Alternate Universe, Fantasy, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, WIP
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36657 Read Count: 4216
[Report This] Published: 05/04/09 Updated: 02/13/10
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 07/18/09 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

I just found this story today, and I had to keep reading it all the way to the end! The plot is fascinating, and I love the way Bill still behaves very much like a cat, despite being human now. I'm looking forward to the next chapter, for sure.

Author's Response: Why thank you! When I wrote the first chapter initially, I had no intention of making it a fanfiction but cat!Bill wouldn\'t leave me alone! I\'m glad you liked it and I really appreciate the review!

Don't Fake It by cynical_terror       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 102 | |
Summary: Tom finds out from his last hookup that she faked it in bed with him and that, really, his sexual prowess isn't nearly at the level he'd always thought it to be. Tom is now under the impression that he is a dud in the sack and learns a few lessons from his baby brother that he won't soon forget.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, First Time, PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Tom/OFC
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3545 Read Count: 5494
[Report This] Published: 05/13/09 Updated: 05/13/09
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 05/13/09 Title: Chapter 1: Fake it til you make it!

I have no idea how you managed to make this sizzling hot and laugh-out-loud hilarious at the same time, but you totally did. Oh my god, I'm still laughing at the last line.

Lover I Don't Have To Love by Exklusiv       

Rated: R | Reviews - 133 | |
Summary:

Tom's a rich kid from a wealthy family who is leaning hard against the door of his closet and is determined to prove himself straight. And to do this, he decides to go to a local but secret brothel.

He meets the 'businessman' in charge of the brothel who outs Tom to himself and isn't afraid to even sell himself for a little extra money.

He seems to be nothing more than a selfish money-hound. So what happens when the customer changes the pimp?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Bill/OFC, Bill/OMC
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44710 Read Count: 5740
[Report This] Published: 05/16/09 Updated: 07/04/10
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 05/16/09 Title: Chapter 1: Don't Trust Me

Ooh, this is fun and sexy so far! Bill's confidence is thoroughly appealing, as are his rather nontraditional pimp habits. ^_~ Can't wait to see where you take this!

Author's Response: I know right?! Bill\'s a cool pimp =P I\'ll be posting more soon, I promise!

Tom and Jane by Clarebear       

Rated: R | Reviews - 66 | |
Summary: Past Featured StoryTom likes Jane. Jane likes girls. Everybody likes smut.


Categories: Het
Characters: Georg Listing, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: PWP/Lemon
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7121 Read Count: 2890
[Report This] Published: 05/26/09 Updated: 05/26/09
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 05/26/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, I'm usually wary of reading het, being a slash author and a lesbian myself, but a friend of mine read and recced this, so I gave it a go. Glad I did, too, because this is so freaking good!

I love that you managed to write Tom and Jane as a pair of human beings, rather than 'famous Tom Kaulitz and some chick who's so lucky to be screwing him,' if that makes any sense. Hilarious, hot and overall amazing!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you so much! I really wanted to write Tom with someone he could just be himself around rather than \"Tom Kaulitz the Rockstar,\" so it makes me really happy that you thought I succeeded :) So glad you enjoyed it!

Princess of Egypt by firelucy       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 31 | |
Summary: When the Princess of Egypt goes to battle, it’s a fight for ecstasy, not victory.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Period Piece, PWP/Lemon, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Light Kink, Minor Character Death, OOC, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5804 Read Count: 1245
[Report This] Published: 05/27/09 Updated: 05/27/09
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 05/27/09 Title: Chapter 1: Princess of Egypt

Wow. That was amazing and hot, and I loved the style. The fight scene between them was my favorite, I think, though the aftermath was quite delicious as well. ^_~

Author's Response: you liked the style? that\'s great ^^ and the fighting scene was inspired by one of the Mummy movies (dorky, I know) Bill fighting with Sai is one of my favorite fantasies ,p thank you for this!

Janni by Steinsgrrl       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 1118 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story

When two men meet and fall in love, they expect there will be bumps in the road. When one of those men has a daughter, some bumps can seem more like mountains.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, BottomBill, BottomTom, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Tom/Self
Warnings: Adult Content, Light Kink, WIP
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82916 Read Count: 83052
[Report This] Published: 06/03/09 Updated: 06/19/10
Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 10/16/09 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Um. Yes. This was far superior to every game of Twister ever. At the moment, in fact, I'm thinking it may be far superior to *anything* ever. How do you always manage to make these two the hottest and also sweetest things in the world?

Author's Response: LOL I don\'t know, really, but I\'m glad they feel that way to you! Thank you! <3

Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 09/03/09 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

WAIT WHAT, OH MY GOD I KEEP TRYING TO SCROLL FARTHER AND THERE IS NO MORE

Author's Response: Aw. I\'m sorry. (the caps lock made me giggle, though!)

Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 09/11/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very much better! Guh. Exactly the kind of smut I like: sexy and loving at the same time. Definitely worth waiting for, even after the evil cliffhanger in the last chapter!

Author's Response: Wonderful! I\'m glad to hear it. Thank you! :D

Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 09/27/09 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

”I’ve been instructed to tell you…I’m sorry, Mr. Kaulitz, but the position has been filled.” Ah, crap. My heart sank at that, because it's exactly what I was afraid would happen.

But the later bits with Janni and Tom and Janni for Bill made me smile again. Silly but true, I'm so emotionally invested in this fic now, and I'm hoping so hard that things work out for their little family. Beautiful vid, too! This fic deserves it. :)

Author's Response: Yes, unfortunately, several people called it. And sadly, I think they called it because it happens too often. Still, I\'m glad you got to smile again. Thank you, love! <3

Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 10/10/09 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

Hey, Twister can be awfully fun if it's played right. ;P Hee. Anyway! Love this chapter to a ridiculous degree. Aside from the last bit, I most enjoyed the contrast between Anjelica and Simone, and I'm sure it goes without saying which of them I prefer. Your characterization in this fic is superb. Keep it up, and I can't wait for the next part! :D

Author's Response: Haha! Yes, I so realize my mistake. I should have said Monopoly or something, but they\'d just turn it into strip Monopoly!

About the characterization...thank you! I was actually feeling a bit nervous about that in this chapter and you set my mind at ease! <3

Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 12/30/09 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22

Eee, I had a great time reading Janni and Bill in this chapter, too! The domestic fluff and the sweet dreams Bill hoped she was having were exactly what I needed to read tonight. ♥ And I know it's got to be a wonderful thing for Tom, too, the fact that the man he loves is so good with the daughter he adores.

Ah, you've got me biting my nails at the ending of this chapter, though. In a fair world there would never be any question whether Tom and Bill would get to keep Janni, but in a realistic world it'll be an uphill battle for them, I'm afraid.

Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 11/06/09 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

Eee, we get to see more of David! I almost forgot about him with all the sexy, adorable Bill/Tom action, but not quite, and I was hoping he'd enter the picture again! For some reason I'm picturing the show as similar to Adam Lambert's Zodiac Show; I think it was the mention of the feathered hat that got me. :P

Anyway, I have to say, I'm not complaining about the perfection. But I am waiting with trepidation for the moment when the shit hits the fan, because of course it has to sometime. I'll be trying hard not to keep refreshing the recent fics page from now until you update again! ^_~ Gorgeous chapter, as always, particularly Tom feeling Bill up while Bill's on the phone. Hee.

Author's Response: I honestly didn\'t have any show in particular in mind, but yes, that was pretty much the type of show I was going for. And yay, more David! I couldn\'t not write him a bit more; I really enjoy his character.

I\'m very glad you liked the chapter! Thank you :D

Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 11/13/09 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20

AHHHHH HOW CAN YOU LEAVE IT THERE? I was lulled into a false sense of security by all the talk about love and family! I'll admit, I thought- but- AHHH. Basically I'm flailing right now, and will continue doing so until you post the next chapter.

Author's Response: I am evil, perhaps? Your reviews tickle me, you know. Thank you so, so much for reading this. It means a lot to me. <3

Reviewer: kishmet Signed
Date: 12/13/09 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21

Okay, I'm just so relieved that they managed to get Janni back without trouble, for now. I knew that there'd be trouble, but, augh. Poor Tom. I can understand why he'd be so afraid; he loves Janni so much that I'm sure it would be the worst thing imaginable to have her taken away.

The end of this chapter made me smile, though. I adore the imagery of both Bill and Janni zipped into the coat, especially. Tom and Bill really are perfect parents for her, and I do hope the name and number Officer Callahan provided will help them out. I'm holding my breath looking forward to the next chapter, but I think I could have infinite patience for this one, as long as I got to find out what happened eventually. Much love. ♥