Genre: Crack
Other Results: 61 Series
Stories
Summary: Bill is vacationing at a village in Germany when he stumbles across a gypsy camp, much like an amusement park. After stumbling around feeling really confused, he finds himself in front of a tent with a sign: Red King Readings. Curious, he wanders in and meets a man he heard the gypsies talking about; the Hatter who introduces himself as 'Tom'. When the other offers a tarot card reading, Bill agrees. Sadly, that will be the second to last thing he'll ever do...

 photo Bannerlong_zps893dbe34.jpg The White Rabbit Card: Depending on how it's read, it can mean many things once pulled. It can be associated with sexual energy or a path too dangerous to be taken. The significance of it being a 'white' rabbit can also allude to a distrustful person who will offer to take you down a destined path that seems lovely from afar but, like an apple, holds a poisoned core.
Categories: General, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Crossover, Fantasy, Horror, PWP/Lemon, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Discriminatory Language, Drug Use, Major Character Death
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2187 Read Count: 535
[Report This] Published: 02/23/14 Updated: 02/23/14
"Dancing" with the Stars by VampSenn       

Rated: G | Reviews - 12 | |
Summary:

Banner made by me.

Bill has been noticing a certain poster on the Tokio Hotel US Forum. Dancing with the Stars is looking for four couples to compete. Will Sennen the mysterious poster be able to find the matches?
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Female Celebrity, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Cross Dressing, Humiliation, Light Kink, OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1079 Read Count: 279
[Report This] Published: 09/29/08 Updated: 09/29/08
"Pencil" Trick by Zeph       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 73 | |
Summary: Bill leaned forward, his breath and lips brushing Tom's ear. "I can make my pencil disappear," he said, laughing lightly at the confused noise that came from Tom. "Wanna see?"
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 970 Read Count: 7802
[Report This] Published: 11/21/08 Updated: 11/21/08
"V" is for Virginity by TragicStateofAffairs       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 14 | |
Summary: Photobucket
A Side Story to the "Rules" series! (You *must* read all others in the series for this to make sense!)

Bill is left alone to his own demise-and breaks out the handy "Fuck-It File," and takes a trip down memory lane...
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Drama, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Bill/Andreas, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Humiliation, OOC, Under-Age Erotica
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3529 Read Count: 1647
[Report This] Published: 02/08/10 Updated: 02/08/10
"When You're in Prison..." by fyredancer       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 36 | |
Summary: Bill's been mulling over the situation and he wants Tom to know he's got his back. Well, if that's what Tom wants.

Just a quick "crack snack."

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Humor
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 885 Read Count: 1556

[Report This] Published: 12/11/09 Updated: 12/11/09
Summary: "There will be no, I repeat, NO humping, unless I get to watch. It's in your contract. Now boys, where are you hiding..." the manager stepped around the horrified looking dogs on the floor, craning his neck to look further down the hallway and searching for his four important teenagers.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2443 Read Count: 843
[Report This] Published: 12/26/10 Updated: 12/27/10
"¿Qué?" by Paige       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 5 | |
Summary: A thrilling tale full of so much suspense, love, romance, and a journey across the world to seek love and friendship.


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Male Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, First Time, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense
Main Pairing: Bill/OMC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 985 Read Count: 98
[Report This] Published: 07/18/11 Updated: 07/18/11
Summary:

One long boring summer, the boys, having dubbed themselves "Team GRUNT" set out to end their bordom, in the form of a list consisting of embarasing and weird things to do in public. each chapter is one thing from their list


Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abandoned Story, Humiliation, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 893 Read Count: 757
[Report This] Published: 04/13/09 Updated: 04/13/09
...Anal Makes My Hole Weak by shitpisscatfuck       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 16 | |
Summary: A history of Tom helping Bill get off before going to see different doctors.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Humor, PWP/Lemon, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Heavy Kink, Incest, Under-Age Erotica
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1691 Read Count: 2037
[Report This] Published: 06/27/12 Updated: 06/27/12
100 Deaths by Emi483       

Rated: R | Reviews - 2 | |
Summary:
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All the possible ways Bill could die just by leaving his house.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Horror, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Gore, Major Character Death, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1456 Read Count: 150
[Report This] Published: 08/05/11 Updated: 08/05/11
101 Things to do in Walmart by Anony       

Rated: R | Reviews - 153 | |
Summary:
walmart

The boys are on tour in the US again, and Gustav found them a list of 101 things to do in a Walmart. What sort of fun will the boys get into? And how will David be able to handle the craziness?
*This is a crack fic. You've been warned.*

You are a creative genius. Continue soon. -my_last_hope
ROFL this is SOOOO hilarious!!!! NEED MOAR! -looo0ceans
ok, i literally laughed out loud several times -lovesbeaux9189

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: On Hiatus, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4563 Read Count: 9135
[Report This] Published: 04/13/09 Updated: 08/04/09
12 Days of Tokio Christmas by LonelyHumanoid       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 12 | |
Summary: The twins invite the G's to spend Christmas with them in a cabin high up in the mountains of Northern California. With a cabin all to themselves, Internet access, a keg, vodka, whiskey, snowstorms, bears and creepiness from Tokio Hotel fans on the Internet, the boys are in for a holiday they'll never forget.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Drama, Humor, PWP/Lemon, Song Fic
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Drug Use, Humiliation, Voyeurism, WIP
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9352 Read Count: 387
[Report This] Published: 11/17/12 Updated: 12/16/12
7 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate by HaiZOE       

Rated: R | Reviews - 158 | |
Summary:
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The sequel "Revenge of a Roommate" is now posted!

There's one for every day of the week. Plus a few spares.


Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16855 Read Count: 8595
[Report This] Published: 12/11/10 Updated: 03/10/11
A Beautiful Disaster by xblindmag       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 468 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story

Bill is stuck with one of the popular new Tom Kaulitz dolls after an unexpected turn of events. He accidentally makes the doll come to life, and he instantly hates the human Tom despite the living doll’s seemingly good intentions. Can this surprising disaster turn into something else?

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Dunja, Gordon Trumper, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Paranormal, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41206 Read Count: 43446
[Report This] Published: 09/04/09 Updated: 03/18/10
Summary:

Anastasia gets a Tom doll for her birthday and sticks it in her closet alongside her Tom-shrine. In the middle of the night she is awoken by a horrible racket and out of her closet falls a naked Tom Kaulitz... What ever shall she do?


Categories: Het
Characters: Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Fantasy
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1314 Read Count: 667
[Report This] Published: 02/09/10 Updated: 02/09/10
A Brilliant Story by pigtailedprincess       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 0 | |
Summary: Photobucket
Ok so my friend ness wrote this one day and i was physically forced to publish. Don't hate!

Summary: Its the zombie Apocalypse and the boys are missing something important.

Rated for violence little girl wants is everyone to go home.

NOTE: Please Ignore the fact that the banner says it's by southernprairie... i changed my username.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Paranormal
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Cannibalism, Eating Disorder, Gore, Major Character Death, Minor Character Death, OOC, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 662 Read Count: 50

[Report This] Published: 09/01/11 Updated: 09/01/11
A Christmas Lovefest by TwinSwords1991       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 3 | |
Summary:

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thanks to awolfer for the lovely banner!!!!!

A year ago, Tom met a girl at a meet and greet in the United States... They've been together for a year now.... Tom and his girl have some xmas fun!!! all thanks to a brilliant plan cooked up by Georg's girfriend who has a rather dirty mind... with some VERY willing help from our dear Billi!!!!!
Categories: Het
Characters: Tom Kaulitz
Genre: BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: Georg/OFC
Warnings: Bondage, Light Kink
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3963 Read Count: 541
[Report This] Published: 12/24/10 Updated: 12/24/10
Summary:
Photobucket Tom Kaulitz, of Tokio Hotel, wakes up one morning to find that he is not the only Tom, and his Bill is not the only Bill either. 

 


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Twincest, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: OOC
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3490 Read Count: 661
[Report This] Published: 11/15/10 Updated: 11/15/10
Summary:


Tom isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box or the sharpest tool in the shed,
but the boy is addictingly adorable in his ignorance.
Bill is vain, always having to look completely perfect;
the only thing more important to him than his looks is his brother.
Georg seems to be normal, not overly vain nor stupid,
but the moment he opens his mouth all that comes out is LOLCatz speak.
Gustav also seems to be normal like his sexy Georg,
if you ignore his sarcasm, morbid humor, and the fact he's the un-dead.
Four boys, one band...their poor manager...

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, BottomTom, Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Cross Dressing, Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 75476 Read Count: 32438
[Report This] Published: 04/08/09 Updated: 11/03/10
A Fortnights Fortune by xalisonbx       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 87 | |
Summary:
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Lucky with cards, unlucky with love.


Bill is known for losing bets. So when Gustav offers him £200, how can he say no? However, making a bisexual fall in love with him within two weeks, ain't that easy.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Crack, Drama, High School, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Andreas/OMC, Bill/Andreas, Georg/OFC
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Drug Use, Humiliation, Light Kink, OOC
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35484 Read Count: 5775
[Report This] Published: 05/29/10 Updated: 01/20/11