Summary:

The boys are on tour in the US again, and Gustav found them a list of 101 things to do in a Walmart. What sort of fun will the boys get into? And how will David be able to handle the craziness?
*This is a crack fic. You've been warned.*

You are a creative genius. Continue soon. -my_last_hope
ROFL this is SOOOO hilarious!!!! NEED MOAR! -looo0ceans
ok, i literally laughed out loud several times -lovesbeaux9189
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: On Hiatus, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4563 Read Count: 9232

Summary: The twins invite the G's to spend Christmas with them in a cabin high up in the mountains of Northern California. With a cabin all to themselves, Internet access, a keg, vodka, whiskey, snowstorms, bears and creepiness from Tokio Hotel fans on the Internet, the boys are in for a holiday they'll never forget.
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Crack, Drama, Humor, PWP/Lemon, Song Fic
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Drug Use, Humiliation, Voyeurism, WIP
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9352 Read Count: 422

Summary:

The opposite of love is not hate, but apathy. You cannot hate someone you don't care about.

Author: Unknown











Tom's sick of the monotony in his everyday life. That's why he caused all the trouble that caused him to get kicked out of his old schools.



Now he goes to school thirty minutes away from his house and is flunking Spanish.



Maybe Bill, his new tutor and English project partner, is just who he needs to break the indifference.


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, First Time, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Tom/OFC
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Gore, Humiliation, Minor Character Death, Violence, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 804 Read Count: 394

Summary:


Being with the one you love can be the most magnificent moment of your life, something that you cherish within you for all eternity. Something that won’t you ever forget because you know this is why life is worth living, this is why love exists and you are truly thankful to be able to feel it. It is a unique experience that everyone should be allowed to feel because it is something so pure and so beautiful that instantly changes your perception of life. And then you think that nothing can separate you from the one you love, the one you have given everything to: heart, mind and body; that your relationship is indestructible. You feel as if your life is a fairy tale come true. That everything is going to be alright and nothing bad could happen. But I can tell you that that is not always the case. Sometimes something so small and innocent can cause so much emotion and heartbreak that no one should have to feel. Especially not when you’re only 16 years old.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Natalie Franz, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Simone Trumper, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6283 Read Count: 1709

Summary:
The thunder that rumbled across the sky left Georg with a kind of melancholy deep in his stomach. The sound was comforting, and intimidating all at once, and when a sheet of rain fell from the sky, he let out a breath, grateful to be sheltered on the 18th floor balcony of the hotel... What happens when Bill intrudes on his peace?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Main Pairing: Georg/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2281 Read Count: 91

Summary: Lucy works and lives in a little restaurant in the middle of nowhere. One day she looks through the window and sees a lot of buses and trucks just standing there. One of the buses seems to have broken down...
Will Cap-guy and Lion-boy enter the restaurant? ps: it's not because I said "pairing: none" that there won't be any relationships, I just don't wanna spoil the fun yet... xD
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44008 Read Count: 18538

Summary:

Have you ever had a secret that you could never tell?
Even to the person closest to you... and the secret was about that person?
What if the past came floating back to you in single 24 hours, and the secrets aren`t secrets anymore.

Simone is the mom that never talked about her past, and Tom is her soon grown up son.
Her sweet appearance is maybe just an act for the people of her past, or maybe it is the new her.
She hasn`t always had this big house and nice garden, soft red hair and baby-blue sweetshirts with hearts.
Maybe because her used to be-husband tok something that belonged to her dearly, she just had to pretend to be happy without it.

The police get a call from a person named Kim Kaulitz, and show up on Simone and Tom Trümper`s doorstep.
"They only gave us 24 hours, Miss. I think you shud start talking".
A 'goodbye' to the future?
A 'hello' to the past?

A fight against the time!
Categories: Het
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: None
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Blood, Drug Use, Eating Disorder, Humiliation, Minor Character Death, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 482 Read Count: 78

Summary:
“One of you must die. Now tell me, Detective Trümper, whose life is more important, yours or Bill’s? You have 24 hours to decide. If you haven’t reached a decision by then; I will kill Bill, and you will watch. Choose wisely. “

[Sequel to The Bill Kaulitz Murders!]




Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Humiliation, Major Character Death, Minor Character Death, Torture, Violence, WIP
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19426 Read Count: 6428

Summary:
No one warned Oceana

No one warned that deciding that walking through the airport – just 260 seconds - would cause her life to irrevocably tilt on its axis.

After a long day at work all she wanted to do was pick up some food and quickly get home.

No way she could have predicted that she would be accidently but brutally injured by Tokio Hotel member Bill Kaulitz – during the middle of a scuffle with the paparazzi.

But honestly could anyone really have predicted an incident like that…

Categories: Het, General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC, Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: Bill/Tom/OFC
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Sexual Content, Violence
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2995 Read Count: 146

Summary: There is no escaping...
There's no place to hide...
You scream "Someone save me"
But they don't pay you no mind...

Goodbye!

She wakes them up with news...Tom's going to be a father. Bill doesn't like her, yet he seems to be the only one. Tom can't remember her and David just wants her hushed up. One girl can change their lives...
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Dunja, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Saki, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Fluff, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Georg/OFC, Gustav/Georg , Gustav/OFC , Tom/OFC
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Drug Use, Major Character Death, OOC, Torture, Violence, WIP
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21128 Read Count: 9013